Should one be flattered...

Mat · 21 Nov 2008 at 14:25

Regail him with tales of your very good friend and neighbour, the mafia boss

. I'm sure that will put him off the scent...

bledd · 21 Nov 2008 at 14:25

tell him you've got piles

memyselfandi · 21 Nov 2008 at 14:25

[DOD]Asprilla;12939524 said:
This thread is just you boasting in disguise isn't it, Huddy?

Pure willy waving.

That's probably what caused the problem in the first place.

Red and White · 21 Nov 2008 at 14:27

bledd. said:
tell him you've got piles

:/ that will encourage him, it would be like a ribbed condom in reverse

Jono8 · 21 Nov 2008 at 14:28

Admiral Huddy said:
This bloke keeps touching me at the gym making all sort of seductive comments. my suspicions become aroused, then my barrier comes up

kenshinu · 21 Nov 2008 at 14:28

This thread is made of win

Booner! · 21 Nov 2008 at 14:30

Are you going to have your own sketch show?

antijoke · 21 Nov 2008 at 14:30

Admiral Huddy said:
snip!

and my suspicion become aroused, snip!

Is that the only thing that got aroused?

Evolve · 21 Nov 2008 at 14:32

I just got a whole bunch of funny looks trying to suppress my howls of laughter at this. Epic Huddy thread alert.

bledd · 21 Nov 2008 at 14:33

Red and White said:
:/ that will encourage him, it would be like a ribbed condom in reverse

argch, my insides just twisted a bit

waso_dude · 21 Nov 2008 at 14:34

Wahoooo! another huddy thread delivers!!!

Like i heard in a film "Touch him son, your like it!".....

Aero · 21 Nov 2008 at 14:38

I always look forward to when i see a thread by huddy!

Pilky makes a good point though

Aero

Von Smallhausen · 21 Nov 2008 at 14:49

Admiral Huddy said:
... by being propositioned by the same sex?

This bloke keeps touching me at the gym making all sort of seductive comments. It’s always in the stretching area too so I’m sure he waits for me to be touching my toes before he makes his advance. I’m not going to fall for it!!

I must try another approach.

pingwing · 21 Nov 2008 at 15:15

Get him to take you on a date!!

Just act all innocent to the whole gay thing (just say you thought he was being nice to you)....

Manlove is my forte · 21 Nov 2008 at 15:19

I knew where this was leading when I read the title. Huddy's being doing exercise and getting the poofs all in a fluster (again)

Admiral Huddy · 21 Nov 2008 at 15:19

Von Smallhausen said:
I must try another approach.

Von - You know I have a court order on you not to come at least 1' away from me

{think about it}

platypus · 21 Nov 2008 at 15:19

I've been asked out by a guy at College.

Whats worse is he's the assistant Chaplain.

V4NT0M · 21 Nov 2008 at 15:24

omg, i totally regret my vote now...

knowlesy · 21 Nov 2008 at 15:25

Admiral Huddy said:
... by being propositioned by the same sex?

This bloke keeps touching me at the gym making all sort of seductive comments. It’s always in the stretching area too so I’m sure he waits for me to be touching my toes before he makes his advance. I’m not going to fall for it!! Now don't get me wrong, I'm each to his own providing people with such tendencies keep them selves to themselves but if they start assuming I'm this way inclined, and my suspicion become aroused, then my barrier comes up - no pun intended!

LOL

Shotgun_ned said:

and....

LOL

gutted ....

the worst time was at a club i was getting stuck into this chick and this guy walked passed / totaly into me (my knee) and i turned round and saracly replied you can sit on it you know, he turned round winked rubbed my arm and said hed be back later i was like :O huh ....

WillyNelson · 21 Nov 2008 at 15:27

One of my sister-in-law's friends has made it perfectly clear that he'd like to try & 'turn' me. Last time we spoke he was interested in knowing what his chances are. We settled on nothing short of the apocalypse and he seemed happy with that.