Simple things you fail at

markk · 24 Jul 2010 at 02:03

So, what everyday normally easy things do you fail at?

Mine is blowing my nose. I just cannot blow my nose without getting snot all over my face, and because of this I have to use loads of tissues and I will rarely blow my nose in public. I'd rather sit there sniffing and annoy everyone.

Davies_M · 24 Jul 2010 at 02:39

Making tea for other people.

A lot of people used to compliment me on making good tea (I didn't know what the fuss was about...), then I started drinking coffee...then tried to make tea again and now it just tastes either like sick after taste or milk...

Tefal · 24 Jul 2010 at 02:42

typing as most people in the pc game section can attest to.

G-MAN2004 · 24 Jul 2010 at 02:45

Making sigs. Trying to make one now but no idea what to do.

djmc0 · 24 Jul 2010 at 02:45

I fail at controlling my forehead sweat. Seriously, as soon as I get on a train/public transport I get profuse forehead sweat. I realise this maybe psychological, but explain that to my forehead. My forehead is a stupid idiot.

Steeps · 24 Jul 2010 at 02:45

life

Camoe · 24 Jul 2010 at 02:48

Steeps said:
life

cheer up! you have OCUK.

Well. Sometimes.

mattmos · 24 Jul 2010 at 02:50

Pronouncing 's'. thhhhhhhhhhhhh

asim18 · 24 Jul 2010 at 02:50

Shaving. I am absolutely crap. I've shaved a few times and just end up looking like a self harming mental patient. I just use an electric one.

One thing I'm awesome at are pelvic thrusts.

Van Hellseek · 24 Jul 2010 at 02:52

Davies_M said:
A lot of people used to compliment me on making good tea

Same here. But I'm pretty sure that's just a poorly disguised way of getting out of being the one that makes the tea.

ie,

"Bob makes the best tea, lets have a cup Bob?"

"Aw shucks seeing as you all love it so much... go on then!".

markk · 24 Jul 2010 at 02:52

Tefal said:
typing as most people in the pc game section can attest to.

Ha, I was just reading the MW2 VAC ban thread and noticed that

bash247 · 24 Jul 2010 at 02:53

Maths...Can't do it to save my life.

Tefal · 24 Jul 2010 at 02:55

markf said:
Ha, I was just reading the MW2 VAC ban thread and noticed that

heh that's with me correcting stuff you should see my steam/in game chat where i don't have a spell checker

It looks like a drunk monkey smashed it's face into a keyboard.

djmc0 · 24 Jul 2010 at 02:57

Tefal said:
heh that's with me correcting stuff you should see my steam/in game chat where i don't have a spell checker

It looks like a drunk monkey smashed it's face into a keyboard.

So, how long would it take your drunk monkey forehead to complete a work of Shakespeare?

meghatronic · 24 Jul 2010 at 03:00

Catching. But I have a medical excuse (one eye).

Davies_M said:
Making tea for other people.

That's not really simple. Making tea is easy, making tea for other people is not simple.

Davies_M · 24 Jul 2010 at 03:03

seek said:
Same here. But I'm pretty sure that's just a poorly disguised way of getting out of being the one that makes the tea.

ie,

"Bob makes the best tea, lets have a cup Bob?"

"Aw shucks seeing as you all love it so much... go on then!".

...

Those bar stewards! It all makes sense now! :mad:

Tefal · 24 Jul 2010 at 03:03

djmc0 said:
So, how long would it take your drunk monkey forehead to complete a work of Shakespeare?

One of his famous works or one of his drunken rants he used to chat up a busty wench?

djmc0 · 24 Jul 2010 at 03:08

Well, I suppose that depends how much value you would put on the sonnets Vs. the plays.

d_brennen · 24 Jul 2010 at 03:22

USB plugs. Always, always the wrong way round. Sometimes get it wrong the second time too

"andy" · 24 Jul 2010 at 03:24

markf said:
I just cannot blow my nose without getting snot all over my face,

WTF !

how ?

wow. i think id actually find it impossible to get snot on my face nevermind allover