Sky Lanterns

I was looking for "Chinese Lanterns Cause Cancer", but couldn't find it... Standards are slipping at the Daily Mail.

Did you try looking for 'Chinese lanterns cause immigrants'?

Or 'Chinese lanterns cause violent computer games to commit muslim hate crime'?
 
I think setting off a couple of these lanterns looks a little bit silly, but they are really a sight to behold when you have hundreds of them off in the air at once.
 
Yep, followed quite a few. They're actually for a funeral so I would rather go to a shop and get them, I should have been more specific in my OP.

Sorry if I was a bit short with you.

Thanks

Try and avoid the ones with wire in, apparently cows are stupid enough to chew them and you might inadvertently cause another death or two in the process of remembering your friend/loved one.
 
They are best sent up in threes. People seem to not realise that (a)three lights at any direction and distance from each other will make a triangle, and (b) the shape will appear to be fixed as the same wind force is acting on all three lanterns.

OMFG-IT'S-ALIENZ!
 
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