Sleepwalking

tres · 24 Dec 2009 at 11:23

Following on from an earlier thread about sleepwalking...

Last night, I climbed on top of my bedside cabinet, and proceeded to jump off.
Somehow head first onto the floor. I think I was "skydiving"

Can't move my neck now, stiff as hell and spoke to the doc on the phone, suggested I put on a neck collar for a week.

What a knob I am

King Arthur · 24 Dec 2009 at 11:26

+1 for been stupid

Tilluss · 24 Dec 2009 at 11:26

I know i shouldn't ... but that did just make me smile

Hope you get better soon!

Dr.EM · 24 Dec 2009 at 12:17

I reccomend tying yourself to the bed at night.

Cosimo · 24 Dec 2009 at 12:30

Dr.EM said:
I reccomend tying yourself to the bed at night.

Or being tied up by a gorgeous blonde.

V4NT0M · 24 Dec 2009 at 12:31

Maybe the knock to your head will fix your mental problems right up.

Guitarman0 · 24 Dec 2009 at 22:41

That is the most extreme sleepwalking I have ever heard of

Andr3w · 24 Dec 2009 at 22:41

Thats hardcore dude

Jongo · 24 Dec 2009 at 22:43

seems you really wanna go skydiving lol.

Azagoth · 24 Dec 2009 at 22:44

At least you didn't walk to the other end of the house and 'relieve' yourself in the wardrobe!

Malt_Vinegar · 24 Dec 2009 at 22:57

I have driven my car whilst asleep. Got quite far as well!
That was scary. I lock the car in the garage now, and take a few other precautions too

Mp4 · 24 Dec 2009 at 23:02

simulatorman said:
Or being tied up by a gorgeous blonde.

Dont wanna do that , he might SkyDive her!

My gf sleep talks , quite funny sometimes ... she's always shopping though

Mr-White · 24 Dec 2009 at 23:14

ahahaha that's awesome, how often does that happen ?

MW

TheCrow · 24 Dec 2009 at 23:17

Set up a motion sensitive web cam, post the results, make millions.

Stuff · 24 Dec 2009 at 23:20

When I was younger (And no, not last night), I woke up in the middle of the night and somehow thought my chair was the toilet... somehow. I peed on the chair and got back into bed. The following morning was... weird.

I was about 8, I swear

Laney88 · 25 Dec 2009 at 00:24

Wow that would freak me out lol, still its quite funny that u sleepdived off your cabinet

khemist · 25 Dec 2009 at 00:27

I did it once as i child and was aware of standing at the toilet with my pants around my ankles with my mum saying do you need to pee? do you need to pee? but not being able to say anything... was very strange and no it wasn't the other week when i was steaming.

tres · 25 Dec 2009 at 09:13

Mr-White said:
ahahaha that's awesome, how often does that happen ?

MW

If I smoke right before I go to sleep, 100% sure to happen

Azagoth said:
At least you didn't walk to the other end of the house and 'relieve' yourself in the wardrobe!

That's a drunken thing rather than sleepwalk!

TheCrow said:
Set up a motion sensitive web cam, post the results, make millions.

I've tried, couldn't get one to work well in low light! I've read about taking the IR filter off any webcam, and then using an IR light source to provide basic "night vision"..... i think i'll look into it again this week, rather than make millions, it still could make millions laugh!

Ciphon · 25 Dec 2009 at 12:28

lol... get well soon!

I once woke up, walked down stairs, into our living room, punched my dad and sat down... woke up 5 minutes later and watched the rest of Blues Brothers on tele with him.

I must have been about 8.

Eddie · 25 Dec 2009 at 13:22

Mp4 said:
My gf sleep talks , quite funny sometimes ... she's always shopping though

Made me chuckle