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A kid is riding his bike when a cop rides up to him on a horse

Cop: Did Santa get you that for Christmas?

Kid:Yes

Cop:Tell him to put reflectors on it next time

The cop hands him a ticket

Kid: Did Santa Claus get you that horse for Christmas?

Cop:Yes

Kid:Tell him to put the **** under it next time.
 
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A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shaking her head and sweetly said "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
 
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