Smart Dress?

[antijoke]

I'm sure, trust me

But admit it, for one second you thought about buying a smart dress.

 

[buckeejit]

But admit it, for one second you thought about buying a smart dress.

You got me, I did think about it for a split second

 

[I get around]

Just turn up looking like James Bond.

Make sure it's a good james bond though, like sean connery or roger moore.
You don't wanna turn up looking like a **** james bond like pierce brosnan or that **** daniel craig. People will lynch you.