Smelly Gruffs

Wasabi · 6 Sep 2008 at 00:06

What is the smelliest guff you have ever done?

I did 1 on the bus today that was so bad, I swear I cleared the bus!

I noticed 1 woman had just got on before I let rip. She exited at the next stop, about 30 seconds after boarding.

Sonea Fifer · 6 Sep 2008 at 00:08

Moley · 6 Sep 2008 at 00:08

I can't eat KFC hot wings without gassing the neighbourhood.

Slinwagh · 6 Sep 2008 at 00:08

I would say it is "guff." Gruff is something else entirely..........

antijoke · 6 Sep 2008 at 00:10

After the last tin of Dynamite Hot Stagg Chilli. Boy I swear I dropped a stick of dynamite out my *** :eek:

That hummed somewhat.

byteagig · 6 Sep 2008 at 00:13

sprouts + beer = dead weaklings.

azab350 · 6 Sep 2008 at 00:18

Hmmm...24cans of Red Rooster in 1 week, let a wet one, very stinky, everyone at work thought it was the fridge as it was playin up, lols

antijoke · 6 Sep 2008 at 00:21

azab350 said:
Hmmm...24cans of Red Rooster in 1 week, let a wet one, very stinky, everyone at work thought it was the fridge as it was playin up, lols

And that's why mums go to Iceland

Snograt · 6 Sep 2008 at 00:21

Another GD winner!

(Hard-boiled eggs do the job for me every time

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Zefan · 6 Sep 2008 at 00:23

It's "Guff" and at the best of times a horrible excuse for a word.

antijoke · 6 Sep 2008 at 00:24

Zefan said:
It's "Guff" and at the best of times a horrible excuse for a word.

What's your weapon of choice?

Zefan · 6 Sep 2008 at 00:26

anticonscience said:
What's your weapon of choice?

My banhammer. Oh you mean farting? That's for uncouth slobs.

antijoke · 6 Sep 2008 at 00:27

lol. Brilliant.

azab350 · 6 Sep 2008 at 00:29

anticonscience said:
And that's why mums go to Iceland

lols

helmet · 6 Sep 2008 at 00:29

Hey, does anyone else know that if you have a can of deodorant and a lighter that you can make a massive flamethrower? I'm off to Wikipedia with that info right now

.

Wasabi · 6 Sep 2008 at 00:29

Can a mod please rename the title to "Smelly Guffs" - thanks!

GeForce · 6 Sep 2008 at 00:30

Sonea Fifer said:
In

Before

I can't believe this thread is still open. It's bad, even for GD

antijoke · 6 Sep 2008 at 00:32

GeForce said:
Before

I can't believe this thread is still open. It's bad, even for GD

It's quiet amusing. Has a certain ring to it.

BENdage · 6 Sep 2008 at 00:33

My worst was when I'd been on the guinness the night before and was out shopping with the mrs, she was in the changing rooms trying stuff on and I was waiting just outside. Let off a right ripper, after a few moments some girls that were looking at some stuff on a shelf commented and almost ran away, and a few mins later I heard some staff walk by saying a customer had let a really bad one off. I dont think anyone knew it was me, but it was hard not to laugh...

dymetrie · 6 Sep 2008 at 00:36

Zefan said:
My banhammer. Oh you mean farting? That's for uncouth slobs.

I see your banhammer and raise you a Jay and Silent Bob hammer!

Strikes Back said:
Jay: And I can't believe fine-[expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] like yourselves eat that [expletive deleted]. Don't you know fast food makes girls fart?
Brent: [getting into the van] Say, what's all this talk about farting?