Snatch

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Glaucus

Glaucus

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Anyone watching this on channel 5.

Just have to say this is such a brilliant film.

Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. It's not as though it's a packet of ******* peanuts now is it?
Tyrone: It was at a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the van]
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind ya'.

:D

pure awesomeness..
 
It's just an awesome bag of quotefulness. Brick Top is the best. "No thankyou Turkish, I'm sweet enough."
 
I'm not normally a fan of those kinds of films, but Snatch is one of my fav films of all time. I was crying with laughter the first time I saw it.
 
Absolutely brilliant film. Tyrone is hilarious.

Has anyone else seen "Snatch Wars"? Check it out on youtube, I can't link to it as it's full of swearing.
 
I was watching it the other night too, must be like the 10th time I've watched it! :D

Everytime I'm laughing, the humor is top notch and the film is pure quality! :D:D

Vinny: I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the **** can he get away from, eh?



Brick Top: Listen, you ****** fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your ****** Jacobs off.

^haha fringe.. quality :D


Vinny: Did he have four fingers?
Sol: I'm sorry, I couldn't get the bin-noc-u-lars out in time.


*dies in laughter :D*
 
Doug: Why are you standing around here?
Jewish boy: Its a free country innit?
Doug: But its not a free shop... is it? *leans in* so... **** OFF

RIP Mike Reid :(
 
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Brick Top: In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

Vinny: What the **** do you mean, replicas?
Sol: They look the ****, don't they? And nobody is gonna argue. And I've got some extra loud blanks, just in case.
Vinny: In... Oh, in case we have to deafen them to death?
 
Loved this film when i first saw it :)

Missed it on channel 5 so will have to dig it out and have another watch!

Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
 
The whole film is quote worthy

Do you know what "nemesis" means? "A righteous infliction of retribution...manifested by an appropriate agent." Personified, in this case, by a horrible ****: Me.
 
One of my favourite films for sure.

Turkish: We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top: You're going to have to repeat that.
Turkish: We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top: Well, where'd you lose him?! He ain't a set of ******* car keys, is he? And, it's not as if he's incon-*******-spicuous, now is it?

And

Ze Germans
 
Lol, absolutely love this film. My mate swears Lock Stock is better, but IMO this is an evolution, taking everything that was good about the first film and expanding on it.
 
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