Snatch

Aye I watched it the other night, also watched it on DVD a week ago - then again a week before that (no reason, just love the film lol)

Such a class film though, and like Cuchulain said - the whole film is quoteworthy!

"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity"

"Five minutes Turkish"
"...It was two minutes, five minutes ago!"

"What's in the car?"
"Seats and a steering wheel"

"It's a ******* anti-aircraft gun, Vincent"

"'Course I am"

haha I may watch it again tonight at this rate!
 
Couple of my fav quotes not already on here:-

[Tony repeatedly slams a car door down on a man's head, then a phone rings; he answers it with:]
[Politely] Bonjour?

(Masked Man 1 to Tony) - "I don't want a fuss, and I don't want to put a bullet in your brain but unless you give me what I want there will be ******* murders." (Bullet Tooth Tony) - "Whats your name?" (Masked man 2) "Shoot him!" (Bullet Tooth Tony) - "ooh" [Masked Man 1 goes to pistol whip Tony, his hand gets caught by Tony] (Masked Man 2) - "Let. Go. Of. The. Gun" [Bullet Tooth Tony lets go, Masked Man 1 rubs his wrist] (Bullet Tooth Tony) "So. You're obviously the big *****, and layin' either side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. Big brave balls, and little mincey faggot balls." (Masked Man 2) - "These are your last words, so make 'em a prayer" (Bullet Tooth Tony) - "Now ***** have drive and clarity of vision, but they're not clever. They smell *****, and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old ******. And have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you got your parties muddled up. No ***** here. Just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a ******, your havin second thoughts. You're shrinkin', and your two little balls are shrinkin' with ya. And the fact that you've got REPLICA written down the side of your gun, and the fact that I've got DESERT EAGLE .50 written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinkin' along with your presence. Now...***** off. [Bullet Tooth Tony drinks his beer. The three black masked men look at each other and run away.]
 
Avi: Look in the dog.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean, "Look in the dog"?
Avi: I mean open him up...
Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not a ****ing tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?
 
Classic film, worth it just for Bricktop. Some of the lines he comes out with are great, i urge anyone who likes Snatch and Star Wars to go on Youtube and find Snatch Wars, one of the funniest things i've seen. I would post it but thee are swearies.
 
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