Fantastic!
When in private, we likes to pirate
We don't cause trouble (But make RIAA irate)
We're just some geeks who're up all night
And when we're up all night you'll see our bandwidth usage spike
For all my blogs keepin y'all in health
Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself
Cuz it's cool when ya see an HD release
Which we create, cuz we are leet
So listen close, to what we say
Because these types of rips are released every-day
I woke up around 10 o'clock in the mornin
Gave myself a boot up, some mornin porn and
went to the bathroom to wash up
I threw some soap on my face and put my hands up on a cup
and said um "Mirror mirror, on, the wall
Who is the top lol of them all?"
There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted
The mirror said, "I can haz cheezburger, you conceited R-tard"
Well that's true, that's why we never have no beef
So I logged on to COD to give noobs some grief
Used Aim of Bot, cuz my skillz are lame
And then I got VAC banned, which was a shame
I'm true to the style on my behalf
I groomed my neckbeard fierce, totally bad-ass
Clean, dry, was my body and hair
I installed my brand new, shiny hardware
for all the bitches I might download
I got the Johnson baby lotion and am all alone
Now I'm fresh, ready to watch some chicks get ****
Reached for the Kleenex to wipe up my muck.
Logged on to h33t, stopped short, oh noes.
Logged back out, can't get my distros.
/wasted lunch break