So, Boxter, hard to get into then?

[One More Solo]

What a load of BS.

 

[Andybtsn]

Why does it look like its been keyed?

 

[SB118]

What a load of BS.

Erm, no. Next time i see the car i'll run and get a loaf of bread, would that satisfy you?

 

[SB118]

Why does it look like its been keyed?

It has been, repeatedly. He runs a pub.

 

[loltim]

Erm, no. Next time i see the car i'll run and get a loaf of bread, would that satisfy you?

Thats not what he meant, he's probably finding it hard to believe the guy did that to his own car.

 

[thepharcyde]

That guy has seriously got to be the most retarded person on the planet.

Whos going to send this to 'The Sun' and expose this tit?

 

[danza]

That's even stupider than when my colleagues wife cleaned the roof of his car with a Brillo pad.

Blimey. That'll cost!

 

[robmiller]

No offense SB but do you live in the ghetto

 

[cymatty]

That's even stupider than when my colleagues wife cleaned the roof of his car with a Brillo pad.

Thought that was like an urban ledgend.

 

[DreXeL]

Nobody can be that much of a moron. Not even someone who would willingly drive a boxter in that colour.

 

[Burned_Alive]

Rusted pretty quickly if this is supposed to be new.

Needed a respray anyway, but you'd have to be an idiot not to just smash the window instead.

 

[silversurfer]

As well as running the local pub is he also its biggest customer ? Is he on drugs and/or is the car nicked/dodgy possibly? He doesnt sound in a fit state to drive it anyway so its probably for the best

 

[Nitro_Junkie]

if this is true, and its a big if, how the hell does he run a pub?

 

[adeyman]

My mom has a boxster, if they haven't been driven in several days they turn off the remote central locking (to preserve power I guess). I'm guessing this isn't all that happened to his? But he's obviously such a moron it is possible he didn't try the key manually.

Also the bonnet releases are electric not mechanical...a real smart idea for when the battery goes flat

 

[danza]

Thought that was like an urban ledgend.

Not in this case

He won't let her clean his car again (may have been her aim)!

My company also had an apprentice who did a similar thing with his first car, whilst at work. A bird dive-bombed his bonnet, so he used water and Scotchbrite (industrial Brillo if you like) to remove it. What a plank! Needless to say he received a severe ribbing for his total apparent lack of common sense!

 

["andy"]

hes an idiot and IMO that colour is really horrible

 

[jamoor]

That car just looks shabby, what year is it?

 

[MikeHunt79]

I'd wonder if he would use a crowbar to change the wheel as well.

 

[adeyman]

A bird dive-bombed his bonnet, so he used water and Scotchbrite (industrial Brillo if you like) to remove it.

When he was younger a family friend thought he would help his mom out by removing the frost from her car on a particularly cold morning. Only he tried to remove it from the whole car and ran the de-icer blade over, and scratched, pretty much every panel on the car.

Another friend thought he would help his dad out by cleaning his headlamps, but the had those little wiper blades on and he broke it off. His dad instantly spotted it when he came out, as dads have an amazing ability to do. Hilariously apparently his dad taught him a lesson by grabbing his toy off him and braking it in half.

Adrian

 

[Fr0dders]

so has he got the keys to the car then ?

if so, why the hell is he crow-baring the door ? obviously if the keys dont work the door, it aint going to work the ignition either ?

and even if the key's didnt work, and he crowbared the door open, how was he going to use the car again and lock the door ?

utter utter stupidity.