So how do I gain access to the secret forums

[Bluecube]

Do not try and access the secret forums. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realise the truth... there are no secret forums.

 

[Rroff]

What secret forums?

 

[Bluecube]

Exactly! Shhhhhhh!

 

[tom_nieto]

The first rule of secret forum is we don't talk about secret forum...

So umm... *cough*
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[Kreeeee]

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[Diddums]

The is forbidden fruit syndrome 101. There is literally not a single thing in those forums that you can't find anywhere else. Christ 99% of it can be found on calendars in car workshops. I dunno what the obsession is, if you wanna seen norks then go nuts, the ones in the secret forums aren't laced with pixie dust or anything.

 

[Deleted member 651465]

Can confirm secret forums. The abuse you’re getting in there is epic

 

[Diddums]

Can confirm secret forums. The abuse you’re getting in there is epic

Oooooh I love a bit of abuse, me. At least do it to my face you scurvy dags

 

[scorchedbee]

I cant even access the MM never mind a secret section of secrets for secretive people to share in secret!

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

I cant even access the MM never mind a secret section of secrets for secretive people to share in secret!

The MM (member's market) is the only secret forum I'm aware of. You needed a few hundred posts originally, then the bar was raised to around 1000 a few years ago. Like others said on here, the 10k/pr0n forum is one of running gags / 'memes' on GD like Hovis is in the Motors section.

 

[NoobCannon]

^^

Ban

 

[Diddums]

The MM (member's market) is the only secret forum I'm aware of. You needed a few hundred posts originally, then the bar was raised to around 1000 a few years ago. Like others said on here, the 10k/pr0n forum is one of running gags / 'memes' on GD like Hovis is in the Motors section.

Trust me, it's not. It's for mods and admins only though.

 

[scorchedbee]

The MM (member's market) is the only secret forum I'm aware of. You needed a few hundred posts originally, then the bar was raised to around 1000 a few years ago. Like others said on here, the 10k/pr0n forum is one of running gags / 'memes' on GD like Hovis is in the Motors section.

I’ll get to 1000 by 2022 I think based on what I have done so far!

 

[Spacedeck]

The MM (member's market) is the only secret forum I'm aware of. You needed a few hundred posts originally, then the bar was raised to around 1000 a few years ago. Like others said on here, the 10k/pr0n forum is one of running gags / 'memes' on GD like Hovis is in the Motors section.

How do you know for sure if you haven't reached 10,000 yourself?

 

[DXP55]

I thought I had worked it out - When you can afford to buy a new Ford you get your invite - Waited and waited then realised a Ford Focus didn't count

 

[Rroff]

So umm... *cough*
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When I got to 10K posts the mods were messaging me like "so close", "almost there", "just a few more posts to go". 45K posts later I just need "1-2 more posts" apparently.

 

[Kreeeee]

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[Pawnless Endgame]

Trust me, it's not. It's for mods and admins only though.

I hope I blurred enough not to get my access revoked!

So it's ring-fenced to mods, admins and Men of Honour then. That's different from the OP's 10k criteria query

 

[Jokester]

First rule of 10k Club is you don't talk about 10k Club. Sorry.

 

[Kreeeee]

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