Yeah mate, because I've seen Motors threads year in year out and know where most end up lol.

I clearly can afford the car and just wanted advice about the car itself. It took hours of financial interrogation before we got anywhere useful once it transpired I could actually easily afford to run one.
Even then people tried to tell me I'd probably run out of money... Responses in other threads about lower models like the E39 530i are enthusiastic and detailed, but the minute I post asking about a better spec and engine people throw the wall up. You can see how that looks a little ironic.
On the one hand I appreciate the knowledgeable posters making sure my eyes are open, but on the other it seems slightly amusing to glorify lower spec E39s but then scorn someone who can afford to run a better one from the same era. Luckily there turned out to be some handy advice in the thread which I've taken on board, especially coupled with Fox's detailed reply in the 530i thread.
As I said the 530i is actually a contender but if I can get a 540i in suitable condition I wouldn't hesitate. Some people are clearly skipping the thread to reply, and I would again point out we already have a brand new 64 plate Mazda 6 tourer 2.0 petrol daily so if the Beamer was off the road getting fixed up or whatever it wouldn't be an issue.
I honestly wish I'd been less up front with the details and just honestly said "Guys I have £3k to £5k to throw at a car with 6+ cylinders and 0-60 under 8s for the weekends, and servicing/running costs/insurance aren't an issue so come at me with your suggestions". I probably would have had more interesting and useful replies, with less accountancy, overall.
I also fully realise and hold up my hands that I'm posting primarily from my phone in between doctors' visits in the hospital so my replies aren't perhaps as pointed and useful as they could be. I just want some pointers on what cars might suit, how they fare and what they're like to own. Why so difficult? Because Motors.
