Hee, hee, hee. Hahahahahaha. A Z-cars Mini!!
Really, if you can find a Suzuki Samurai they are your best bet. My brother has owned two of them, and my father owned one. They are bullet proof reliable. But don't expect to have any functioning kidneys after the first 500 miles.
I drove one from San Diego California to Seattle Washington non-stop. And it was fully loaded with stuff as my brother was moving. The thing looked like an old chuck wagon with the convertible top all bulged out with stuff!! LOL
It was a blast of a trip. 1,300 miles at a maximum speed of 65mph. But I had trouble walking afterwards. My spine didn't seem to want to support me any longer.
See if you can find one of the original 88 1/2 XJ models. They are the first ones to have the 5-speed transmission and manual hubs on the front axle. They are also the first ones to have the 1L engine instead of the 650cc in the prior years. They are also the model you can get a hard top for (very beneficial, especially for noise reduction). Most also came with A/C.
They will pretty much run on any fuel that is burnable, mechanical work is done almost with a Crescent wrench, a pair of Vise-grips, a Phillips screwdriver, and a hammer. They can crawl through an unbelieveable amount of mud (snorkel intake at the bottom of the windscreen), in low range I believe idle is somewhere around .4 or .5 mph, they have insane attack and decline angles, and they are only beaten by the Hummer for climbing angles.
But all that being said, don't forget to save almost a thousand quid to just hand over to your neighborhood chiropractor when you get back. You'll be on a first name basis with him after that kind of a trip!!!
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