So the old man just walked in on me.. (clean post)

saintdefender · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:23

22, single have been for about a year not really looking after my last failed 4 year relationship, but I still like to.. you know, enjoy it sometimes. Anyway parents were meant to be out so I went in my room and.. well did it. Mid way through my dad walks in (i had no idea they would come back this early) sees me, says sorry and walks out.

Now my dads a cool guy but I am still greatly, GREATLY embarrassed, I'v never been caught before and now I feel like I never want to do it again, i'm pretty much sweating from humiliation now and not sure what to do. I'll need to confront my dad at some point I can't avoid him forever! Dunno what to do guys, any suggestions on what you would do in a situation like this?

saintdefender · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:28

OldCoals said:
Did you finish off though?

How could I?

I know its a huge error of me to make, but they were not mean't to be in, let alone walk in on a 22 year old single males closed door without knocking first!

saintdefender · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:35

lol so many funny responses, I suppose your all right though, I mean he is a cool funny guy, he might just make a joke of it or just let it slide and not mention it again. He probably will make a joke of it, afterall, hes actually getting some lol.

saintdefender · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:37

LC155 said:
Just act like normal, go ask him what he wanted. Don't make an issue of it.

Oh I know what he wanted, he actually got out what he wanted to say before officially leaving, it was that I left 2 lights on downstairs. (Then he closes the door) what a ******* lol

saintdefender · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:38

Gackt said:
I can't believe I'm actually reading a masturbation thread on OcUK.

Well I didn't actually mention anything about masturbation, so for the sake of clean conversation lets just pretend I was playing Jenga and thats taboo : /

saintdefender · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:47

[FnG]magnolia;20079979 said:
Given the userbase it's stastically far more likely than a "hey guys I'm having sex!" thread.

I can't believe I am the one kicking off the start of it!

saintdefender · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:55

<De@thW!sh> said:
so embarrassed about your Dad but willing to share with everyone of the 1000's of members of this forum?

He's probably just as embarrassed as you but knew it could happen 1 day!

internet anonymity

saintdefender · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:57

Snapper^ said:

Not quite like that… it was actually a rather tidy experience (especially because I didn't get to finish!)

saintdefender · 15 Sep 2011 at 22:59

[FnG]magnolia;20080120 said:
The OP two minutes before getting "the urge" ...

I can honestly tell you without a shred of doubt, no. lol

saintdefender · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:04

Moothead2 said:
What happened to saying "Wait, I'm getting changed" or something assuming this was at night. If he asked why you were getting changed you just say you sharted or something, much less embarressing.

I didn't hear him come up, and he saw the porn, I really am fooked as far as excuses go.

saintdefender · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:07

OldCoals said:
It was straight porn, yes?

Oh yes.

saintdefender · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:11

EdwardTeach said:
How exactly did he catch you? Were you fapping in the middle of the room with your trouser around you ankles?

If you were lying in bed, then he may have thought you were doing something totally innocent like having a nap.

I don't really wanna go into detail lol.

Lets just say I was in bed, over my quilt with a towel on my chest.

nuff' said.

saintdefender · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:15

eddie101 said:
You just made me spit coffee on my keyboard...... how very dare you

Because clearly towels that I own, much more practical and easier to clean.. you ever tried wiping your japer with tissue?

saintdefender · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:20

Guys, come on lol a towel isn't THAT bad when you think about it logistically

saintdefender · 15 Sep 2011 at 23:29

theDude said:
The TMI towel has made this gold!

If I had known it was TMI and abnormal I probably would have kept it to myself, I still refuse to believe it is abnormal. Its just a bloody towel, not like I'm doing it in a pint glass.

… theres an idea!

saintdefender · 16 Sep 2011 at 00:35

Reaper 392 said:
trolling or not, this thread has brightened an otherwise pretty cruddy afternoon for me

definitly not trolling. Believe it or not I do actually have a moderately clean track record on these forums!

saintdefender · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:30

You guys keep going on about this towel business, yet we use towels everyday to collect up dirt, tell me why its such a big deal? You guys seem to accept doing it in a sock (yuk) more over doing it in a towel, I just don't get it : /

saintdefender · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:35

RopAyy said:
Its common to use a sock!
What happened to good ol disposable items such as tissue's, loo roll, your mothers knickers?

Would you really want to get out of the shower and dry yourself with a starched and pressed towel? One that stands up right like an A board?!

When they are used to collect up dirt everyday? People stand on them, use them to wipe floors, getting a bit of seman on them, which is totally germ free and is actually healthy for you, isn't that big of a deal **** iv been with plenty of girls who wipe their va j js with a towel after sex.

Seriously, don't worry about it lol

saintdefender · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:38

loltim said:
Thread just got weird

spelling and grammar corrected.

saintdefender · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:38

HNR1 said:
God damn you now i have visualization, waits for the sordid confrontation.

So you were naked apart from the towel

no, no where near naked.