Sodding Insects

stuppy

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So according to phobialist.com, I have Entomophobia/Insectophobia. Which means I have a fear of insects. I have a rule, anything more that 4 legs, it should die.

Tonight, I was getting ready to get in bed, when a huge, monsterous stupid piece of crap moth flew in my window. One of them big beefy mofo's. Now, I don't mind small moths cause they are small can dont make noise or anything. But them big ones just fly at you like they are on a mission to destroy you. I spent 45 god damn minutes trying to get rid of it. It kept hiding in my room and then it would fly out at me randomly making me run out the room screaming then I couldnt find it when i went back in.

I hate this time of year for insects.

Moan over :(

btw, when I said it was me trying to get rid of it, i lied. It was my mother :D I darn't go in the room. Im such a sissy.
 
Hey i'll hold my hand up and say when it comes to insects, my dogs balls are 1000 times bigger than mine.
 
Yeh I hate the damn things too... and in this weather open windows are a necessity. :(

I'm not so much scared of the insects themselves as I am of rolling over onto them in my sleep and smushing them all over the place eurgh.... Then theres the little tiny flies that just hover in front of your face and mock you with their hoveryness until your forced to destroy everything in front of you in a futile attempt to get rid if it. :mad:

Stupid insects.
 
I think i might try and get hold of some fine netting that I can tape over the open window, so that big things cannot get in, and yet i still have the breezy summery air coming into my bedroom to caress my skin with coldness.

/tired
 
I don't mind the killer moths that are floating around but i currently have 3 spiders crawling around my bedroom walls, now THAT i do not like!
 
Class thread. I had to destroy 3 fluttering flotthy moth things in the bedroom last night before I was happy I was safe to go to sleep. Moths are evil and are made of dust.
 
Jonny69 said:
Moths are evil and are made of dust.
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So true

My workplace was terrible for moths and other "winged" things because i used to work at night.
The place always had all the lights on, it was like a nightclub for moths :p

They are horrible things.*shudders*
 
Not had a problem with moths flying in this year - even though I have lights on and windows open.

Think it might be due to the very bright street lights the council put up last winter, the whole street is like daylight now :)
 
I had one in the house yesterday so I shot it with my airsoft pistol from about 3 metres away :p
(was a cracking shot, which i was quite proud of :p :D )
 
Can you buy minigun airsoft guns ? Like the one Arnie uses in Terminator 2 at the window when he is nailing the police? I could get one of those.
 
stuppy said:
So according to phobialist.com, I have Entomophobia/Insectophobia. Which means I have a fear of insects. I have a rule, anything more that 4 legs, it should die.

Tonight, I was getting ready to get in bed, when a huge, monsterous stupid piece of crap moth flew in my window. One of them big beefy mofo's. Now, I don't mind small moths cause they are small can dont make noise or anything. But them big ones just fly at you like they are on a mission to destroy you. I spent 45 god damn minutes trying to get rid of it. It kept hiding in my room and then it would fly out at me randomly making me run out the room screaming then I couldnt find it when i went back in.

I hate this time of year for insects.

Moan over :(

btw, when I said it was me trying to get rid of it, i lied. It was my mother :D I darn't go in the room. Im such a sissy.
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PMSL:p, dude you sound like me and my brother...couple of yrs ago me and him just chilling in my room and next thing we know we got this huge mofo of a moth come into my room and start to act all kamikazie-ish on us...anyways suffice to say me and my bro ran out screaming lol.
My sis in law had to come in and hit it with an old towel, hit the bugger quite hard so knocked him out...she then took the dyson hoover and sucked him into oblivion :p:D
 
stuppy said:
Can you buy minigun airsoft guns ? Like the one Arnie uses in Terminator 2 at the window when he is nailing the police? I could get one of those.
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yeah you probably could but it would probably be best to stick to the old diodorant and lighter method to take care of them :D
 
stop being a big fat lady boy, get a newspaper and roll it up if it botheres you so much, all else fails can of deodrant and a lighter!
 
Thunderbugs are the worst.. Don't get em in Swindon but out at Meggy V's they are everywhere.. She got 2 in her TFT.. They died though.. And Spraying deoderant at them on the wall kills them instantly... Heh Death spray.
 
I was in bed last night, I like my room completely dark and I have my window open, I turned my MP3 player on and suddenly about 3 of the beggars (moths) went 'OOOhh!' and fluttered over to my face whilst I was scanning through my tracks, grr, the moment the backlight turned off they scarpered again.
 
stuppy said:
Can you buy minigun airsoft guns ? Like the one Arnie uses in Terminator 2 at the window when he is nailing the police? I could get one of those.
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I don't think "Moth Casualties 0.0" is quite the result you're looking for though.

You'd be better off with his shotgun or grenade launcher.
 
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