Some **** keyed my car

Don
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No advice needed, just want to vent.
12" scratch along the passengers front door, down to the metal.
Why? What purpose does keying a 7 series serve?

I guess I'll get a smart repair done in the new year.

So ****** off at the moment.
 
Dosent serve any purpose just makes these small dick have nothing ***** feel good.
 
You have my sympathy mate.

I was lucky enough to catch a scrote kicking my old e38 a while back, I think he'll think twice next time. ;)
 
I can imagine how you are feeling. It takes a mindless, uneducated scrote to do something like this. It’s shame we can’t repay them in kind.
 
Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some ****** did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: ******* keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's ****** up.
Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some ******** piece of **** ****** with it.
Lance: They should be ******* killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that ******* doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance: What a ******!
Vincent: What's more ********** than ******* with a man's automobile? I mean, don't **** with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent: It's just against the rules.
 
I found footprints over the top of my Focus a few weeks ago. The missus stayed at per parents and must have been done then as we don't get that **** around this way (plus they'd have jumped off into my garage door if they tried that).

Fortunately, there was no obvious damage, but it is the kind of thing that makes you think you'd give up a bollock to catch the little ***** doing it.
 
I found footprints over the top of my Focus a few weeks ago. The missus stayed at per parents and must have been done then as we don't get that **** around this way (plus they'd have jumped off into my garage door if they tried that).

Fortunately, there was no obvious damage, but it is the kind of thing that makes you think you'd give up a bollock to catch the little ***** doing it.

Whats the point, i'd rather not catch them than get the inevitable 7 stretch for doing whats needed, a quick dig just aint enough for these people.

Invariably it never happens in a convenient place to serve them up properly so its the high street and a million plod.
 
Probably thinks you can afford to get it fixed, always remember when my parents 5 year old Corolla was keyed.

Cant have anything in life.
 
Had someone put self expanding foam up the exhuast of my car, caught the pricks on CCTV though. They won't be doing it again, put it that way ;)

Mysteriously my car got keyed again a couple of weeks later, looks like i'll be paying another visit since the police did absolutely nothing even when i did have CCTV footage of it being done.
 
No advice needed, just want to vent.
12" scratch along the passengers front door, down to the metal.
Why? What purpose does keying a 7 series serve?

I guess I'll get a smart repair done in the new year.

So ****** off at the moment.

It serves to make some embittered scrote with nothing in their lives other than petty jealousy and a false sense of entitlement, and no prospect of dragging themselves out of the hole they are, to feel better for about 5 minutes.

Where was it parked, outside your house? Or just on the street in town while you were shopping?
 
Had it happen to me a couple months ago in exeter, less than 2 hours shopping with the miss's, come back to find a 40cm scratch carved into the bonnett, what makes it even more frustrating is the car was within spitting distance of the county court yet CCTV didnt see a thing.
 
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