some opinions

terley · 27 Jul 2019 at 00:08

Van_Dammesque said:
poo in his letterbox.

Stumble Bum · 27 Jul 2019 at 00:09

G-MAN2004 · 27 Jul 2019 at 00:52

Put a noose outside their front door with a note that states "paedophiles get the rope"

[FnG]magnolia · 27 Jul 2019 at 05:11

EVH said:
Play some loud music, (I suggest darude sandstorm) and coax them on side with some cheap lager.

In time, you will build a bond strong enough for him to lower his guard. When he does, mate with his wife.

Either this or ... OP, have you seen the film Memento ?