Some questions for mr clause

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why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

are crop circles still called crop circles if they are square?

what do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

how can something be new and improved? if its new what is it improving on?

why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when they are vegetables?

if laughter is the best medicine who's the idiot that died laughing?

if money doesnt grow on trees why do banks have branches?

why does the easter bunny have eggs? bunnies dont lay eggs?

how fast do hotcakes sell?

do astronaughts change their clocks when they move over different time zones?

do jewish vampires avoid crosses or stars of david?

hmmmmm
 
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