Someone getting jiggy with it in the same room as you trying to sleep

[A.N.Other]

Hypothetically, I ... wait, what?

Though saying that, I have actually been in a room with this happening. I was sleeping on a sofa and they were in the bed. I guess they figured I was asleep. Quite amusing, actually

 

[Greebo]

TTIUWP

 

[Freefaller]

That's what you think

Well it's never been mentioned to date and it was many many years ago! Then again we nearly managed to do every park in london, Eurostar but never got to the MHC

 

[Burnsy2023]

Oh ****ing great. They both snore.

 

[A.N.Other]

TTIUWP

You want pictures of Burnsy watching some people getting it on? Whatever floats your boat

 

[Freefaller]

Lol!!!!

 

[Burnsy2023]

TTIUWP

The flash would give nee away.

 

[Burnsy2023]

You want pictures of Burnsy watching some people getting it on? Whatever floats your boat

You can't get Hovis here, I could never prove the photo wasnt shopped.

 

[Dj_Jestar]

It's a faux pas, definitely. Have been in the room myself a few times and it's just plain rude if anything.

 

[The__Malteser]

No, they were both hammered drunk. She just came in, laid next to him started groaning. I was trying to sleep, my girlfriend dragged me out of the room, I didn't care what they were doing, wasn't disturbing me!

My girlfriend was furious because her little sister (although 18 years old) was in the room too, asleep with us.

Wait, so you 'slept' with your gf AND her sister at the same time?

WHAT A LAD!!!!

 

[Yas786]

Again, totally hypothetical, your literally about a foot away from them....change anything?

Yep id stand over them and fap

 

[King Damager]

Posting in epic thread. Have some stars

kd

 

[Belloni]

Wait, so you 'slept' with your gf AND her sister at the same time?

WHAT A LAD!!!!

Truelad

 

[antijoke]

Hypothetical thread just got hypothetical.

 

[Vulcan]

The Japanese are weird when it comes to sex, let it slide.

 

[Burnsy2023]

They both snore like a diesel tractor. I want to sleep dammit.

 

[Pestilence]

I'd have started offering some encouraging tips.

"Left a bit... leeeft... *wait*... yep! That's it right there! Go on ye boy ye! Wait... waaaaiiiit, slow down, eaaasy now..."

 

[Burnsy2023]

The Japanese are weird when it comes to sex, let it slide.

Judging by where I've been today, I'd agree with that whole heartedly.

 

[Deleted member 77746]

Oh ****ing great. They both snore.

1st May 2012, 16:40

1st May 2012 17:12

Tell whoever is in the room they suck at sex. Pictures please?

 

[Burnsy2023]

1st May 2012, 16:40

1st May 2012 17:12

Tell whoever is in the room they suck at sex. Pictures please?

I bet that's better than some peoples personal records.