Someone getting jiggy with it in the same room as you trying to sleep

Light up a cigarette to wake them with the smell of fire, then explain you are sorry for waking them but you always like a cigarette after sex.
 
Start forcing out the farts to ruin their moment, all whilst sneakily videoing on your phone to blackmail with at a later time for having the gall to pork in your presence.
 
never deny a man some lovin. unless of course its your mother then all things fair. i would let it continue and just block my ears or something. then have a word the next morning.
 
I probably wouldn't mention it due to being a Socially Awkward Penguin :p But I wouldn't do it and would probably mention something to the dude after it's happened :p
 
just keep slapping your leg in a rythm and groan really loud but make sure when you get them totally out of the mood they know you werent fapping for real.

just keep doing it until they turn the light on or stand right behind them

What happens if they ignore you.
 
Done it before, the thrill of getting caught definitely makes it better. My mate did wake up and catch me, laughed then he just said he'd go in another room to "let me get on with things".
 
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