Someone getting jiggy with it in the same room as you trying to sleep

When I jollied around Europe, I ended up pulling a stupidly hot girl in Interlaken. My friend was having a smoke after dinner, and this typical hot Californian girl (blonde, tall, tanned, the whole package) comes over and asks if she can sit with us as no one else around smokes.

Queue my awesome chat, a lot of booze and some more great chat one thing led to another. We retired upstairs (the club in the hostel is downstairs, whilst the rooms are above ground level) to her dorm. This is where I discovered that this hostels has double bunk beds. And they sell halves of the beds. So, there was me and her and this tiny weird Japanese guy all in this bed together.

It's with almost certainty that he woke up, not only were there noises but also the bumping of the bed must have done it. Like a total boss though, he stuck at playing asleep and let us continue our bash.

I should have bought that guy a drink.
 
[TW]Fox;21814400 said:
Hypothetically, this is basically a LOOK AT ME, I'M IN JAPAN, LOOK AT ME thread. Hypothetically, an actual 'I am in Japan, its cool, here are some photos' thread would be far better anyway.

Fox, no, it's a "to the internet thread". Not that I need to defend myself to you.

I may have hypothetically sent this thread to everyone at work...

:D
Hypothetically, I HATE YOU.

Also, they're at it again.
 
May have done this to a friend a few weeks ago, was pretty obvious he was pretending to be asleep but being rather drunk I decided to carry on and ignore him :p
 
May have done this to a friend a few weeks ago, was pretty obvious he was pretending to be asleep but being rather drunk I decided to carry on and ignore him :p

How'd you manage that without him objecting? Anesthetic lubricant? Or maybe he was pretending to be asleep so you can get past the awkwardness of homosexuality and neither if you has to acknowledge that the other knows?
 
You should encourage them by yelling such things as, "Faster, faster! Harder! Oh God!" at the top of your voice. Don't be afraid to be vocal in your second-hand love making.
 
Only one thing to do in this situation as somebody who is put into this situation by two others.

Wait until they are about to climax (from the noises) then stand up naked & shout "GO ON MY SON!!!!!"
 
Only one thing to do in this situation as somebody who is put into this situation by two others.

Wait until they are about to climax (from the noises) then stand up naked & shout "GO ON MY SON!!!!!"

Standing up, naked and with an erection would have even more of an effect :D
 
[FnG]magnolia;21816504 said:
You should encourage them by yelling such things as, "Faster, faster! Harder! Oh God!" at the top of your voice. Don't be afraid to be vocal in your second-hand love making.
I think he just needs to exclaim "yeah, bitch" in a deep voice and leave it at that :D

Burnsy, I don't envy you :p
 
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