Someone I know has a stalker / person who keeps loitering around her home. Worth reporting?

1. Pay some local yoofs to watch him from out of sight.
2. Wait until he starts his stretching.
3. Friend should call him over
4. Yoofs steal bike
5. Profit.
 
Spray him with the hose, perhaps even say 'It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again' for added impact, then again he might like that.

Is it very "tight" lycra? Used to be a bloke round here that would visit the shops in very tight lycra with what looked like an aubergine stuffed down the front. Lucky guy or healthy snack?
 
We simply cannot answer this question without a picture of said friend. We need more details.
 
Hang on a minute. This is a friend of yours and it's taken you months to help her out? I hope she never gives you access to her lotus flower.
 
DrToffnar said:
A once good friend of mine had a very similar thing happen to her.

She's of the lesbian persuasion and at the time didn't live with her GF. This guy she used to go to school with would be 'taking his daily evening stroll' and would just so happen to stop outside her house to check his phone 4 times out of 5.

She eventually plucked up the courage to go outside and chat with him about it. Apparently got the same response your friend did. She decided to leave it and if it continued to happen she'd take it further.

So her GF was staying over one night and was downstairs whilst our hero was upstairs in the bedroom having just had a shower. Her GF looks out the window and notices the dude standing there (she'd naturally been kept informed as to what was happening) with his phone held up as though taking pictures... She went straight out and after having a few swift words with him, proceeded to kick him squarely in the nuts.

Apparently a neighbour called the police but he didn't press charges or provide them with any solid statement of events, which made them think he didn't want them poking around his records for whatever reason. Never once shown his face since.


There's some odd balls out there. Just tell you friend to be careful. Better yet, tell her to get someone to kick the lycra wearing swine in the goolies.
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I'll bet that was hilarious to watch...

Then again perhaps not. www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6XV7oYBMG4
 
In a plot twist which comes as no surprise to anyone, it transpires that the OP is the creeper and an unreliable narrator and is looking for advice on how to move out of the friendzone with a girl he's crushing on and who has so far rejected his bum waggling.
 
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