Someone stole our Xmas tree at work!!!

[Jay85]

So this little grinch came into our store and took the xmas tree straight out of our lobby area!

I'm doing a wanted poster but Can someone photoshop her in the grinch outfit?

Reddit link:

Our works Christmas tree got nicked! : CasualUK (reddit.com)

 

[Jay85]

Did no-one think it a bit strange seeing someone walk out with a tree.

No cos it was at 12:30 midnight lol, only the restaurant was left open at that time and unfortunately security guard didn't see it either

 

[Jay85]

That's a great security guard you have there.

Yeah boss came in this morning and he's having a word .

 

[Jay85]

try and tell your local newspaper / facebook groups, you never know, if they are short of stories they might feel like putting her photo in the paper and someone who knows her will tell the police. Theft is theft

Gonna post it up on social groups for the local area, im hoping this takes off and goes viral

 

[Jay85]

You had one job

Apparently he doesn't even have one now

 

[Jay85]

Putting two and two together, was she at the restaurant so the staff might recognise who she was?

Nah i double checked the CCTV and the only time she's captured on camera was when she comes in to take the tree.

 

[Jay85]

came back to this, wow haha!

 

[Jay85]

This has to be one of the funniest threads i've read this month , it's completely gone off course haha! Just pure bants .

An update for you all, my boss called the Police this morning and they turned up within 30 mins! Gave them a still image and the popo said they would contact the local universities and colleges and see if they can trace this individual who stole our tree... purely basing off the fact that it could be a student they said. I was also given the option to press charges or just a slap on the wrist.

Well we'll see what happens from here, i dunno whether to find this absolutely hilarious that someone came in and robbed our tree or be annoyed cos now i have to put up another one

 

[Jay85]

Best tell them they need to check schools too surely?

the thought did cross my mind purely because i read this thread before they showed up haha!

 

[Jay85]

It's almost tempting to post the footage of her running off with the tree! But you know... pervs in this thread

 

[Jay85]

Due to popular demand, i've dropped the video.

I have heard nothing back from the Police and i doubt i ever will . The police have told me it has been distributed around the university though so assuming shes a uni student... she's abit famous now.

 

[Jay85]

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FFS

 

[Jay85]

wtf is the poster behind the tree of?

I've wondered that from the first post

Its a picture of the food they sell at the restaurant i cant even remember what it is lol.

 

[Jay85]

Finally, I get to see page 7. At work it was blocked for some reason, flagged as "nudity/pornography". And so I rush home and... a GIF of Alan Partridge.

Thanks, WebSense.

 

[Jay85]

How on earth has this video been watched over 6k times

 

[Jay85]

#1 of 10,400,000 results

Just wow ahhhh hahahaha!

 

[Jay85]

17,553 Views Now

It's mad! I've only posted it on here so you guys must have it on repeat

 

[Jay85]

So has she been caught yet or not, what's taking so long? I think it’s the OPs GF for the banter.

Trying to make it go viral. Using crimbo as a perfect excuse.

Or it could be my 12 year old daughter in which case i think you guys are just sick and i'm a really bad father!

 

[Jay85]

Now on Reddit

Our works Christmas tree got nicked! : CasualUK (reddit.com)

 

[Jay85]

LOL this comment on there

I laughed so hard, i'm at work and im trying to control myself.

Who the hell downvoted it!