Something Anti-Welsh

[Nathan]

I need to email some at work something anti welsh. Basically I work in a North Wales office and everyone here is pro welsh and totally anti english. I need some help winding them up What can I send them? Pictures would be good and so would jokes.

 

[iCraig]

A sheeps head?

 

[kaiowas]

If you really want to wind them up claim that the institutionalised racism is too much for you to bear and due to the anguish and stress caused by the actions of your insensitive co-workers you are on the verge of a mental breakdown.

Then you go on long term sick and claim a huge amount of compensation.

 

[Spacky]

I need to email someone at work something anti welsh. Basically I work in Wales and everyone here is totally anti english.

Fixed and...

...Oh noes!111!!11!

 

[Cybermyk]

Cymru, mae'r dwr yn ych-y-fi ! Defaid yn cachu yn y dwr!

 

[Spacky]

Mae'r Cybermyk yn y twpin bach.

I need to practice my Welsh a lot so this thread is a chance to

 

[King4aDay]

Cymru, mae'r dwr yn ych-y-fi ! Defaid yn cachu yn y dwr!

I'm getting too old to keep up with all the geek-speak on the forums these days...

 

[Jest3r]

you could offer to give the sheep a day off....

 

[4T5]

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That is nearly the most offensive thing i have read on these boards.
I am not even Welsh and i find that offensive.

 

[King4aDay]

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That is nearly the most offensive thing i have read on these boards.
I am not even Welsh and i find that offensive.

Funny tho

 

[Sic]

That is nearly the most offensive thing i have read on these boards.
I am not even Welsh and i find that offensive.

awesome. thanks

 

[VeNT]

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Funny tho

like a blind guy falling into an open man hole

 

[Lopéz]

Cymru, mae'r dwr yn ych-y-fi ! Defaid yn cachu yn y dwr!

Which translates as:

Wales, the water is disgusting. Sheep crap in the water.

 

[King4aDay]

like a blind guy falling into an open man hole

My friend's favourite joke:

Why did the little girl fall of the swing?
...
Because she had no arms!

 

[MrMatteh]

call it "county wales"

that usually works

 

[Noxis]

I missed what Sic said

 

[VeNT]

I missed what Sic said

he made a comment about sheep and welsh people having only one use

 

[Phate]

i once saw a t-shirt which made me laugh a lot.

it said

"To practice safe sex in wales mark the sheep that bite"

 

[Mellownatts]

Something with a sheep is far too predictable, we need to be more original to be offensive.

 

[taliesyn]

You'd have to go a damn sight further than anything that has been said so far in this thread to offend me

...and guess what, I'm Welsh