Something wiffs a bit!

[PaulStat]

Just surprised it didn't wiff a bit earlier

The body of a man believed to have been dead for more than five years has been found in a Bristol flat where a tenant continued to live.

The corpse was discovered by council workers on a sofa in the lounge after neighbours reported a foul smell.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/7234810.stm

must have had a lot of one way conversations

 

[Stinky]

rofl how do you not notice that??

someone lived with a dead body for 5 years???

 

[Deluxe1]

And the first person to reply to this thread is....

 

[PaulStat]

And the first person to reply to this thread is....

I must admit I did chuckle

 

["andy"]

good plan actually

murder someone , sit the body on your sofa ( in a coat hat and sunglasses incase the window cleaners nosey)

dont ever let anyone in the house


if he used a good air freshener he might not of even got caught

 

[Stinky]

And the first person to reply to this thread is....

what i done now

 

[PaulStat]

what i done now

"something wiffs a bit" then stinky turns up geddit

 

[Stinky]

hehe o i didnt notice that

 

[Spend_day]

Hurry up your tea getting cold.

 

[platypus]

Very strange, especially for a 70 year old with mental difficulties to have no one visit his house in 5 years.

 

[Syph]

Teach me not to read the article.

 

[Edward78]

OMG, didn't the horrible smell give him a clue?

 

[ElectroBlaster]

He probably got used to the smell over time...

 

[Antar Bolaeisk]

He probably got used to the smell over time...

Well since the person never left the couch he probably put it down to lack of showering.

 

[Steedie]

rofl

It shouldnt be funny but it is

EDIT - Not funny that someone is dead of course, but just that he didnt notice

"Sir, your friend.......He's dead"
"Oooooh, now that you mention it..."

 

[PureAppleJuice]

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[stevenazari1]

"and here we have the bathroom"
"here is the lounge complete with tv, sofa and dead body"
"here is the bedroom"
"here is the kitchen complete with a years supply of odour eaters!"

 

[ElectroBlaster]

Surely there would've have been a mega fly problem?

The corner shops wouldve had a long run on fly spray and those sticky fly paper things.

 

[MikeHunt79]

This is exactly like that scene from Phoenix nights, but without the crazy smoke machine

 

[Ripper]

Weekend at Dennis'