It's going to take a bit more than that I'm afraid. I personally couldn't give a flying **** about your line speed.
Mate lost his wallet in University yesterday. It got handed in.
I've actually lost a bit of faith in humanity, if all it takes for someone to gain some faith in humanity is to have their line speed increased. This indicates things must be pretty damn bad for such an insignificant affair to boost faith. Worse than I originally thought, anyway. In fact that's pretty ****ing depressing. Thanks OP.