Somethink

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Something ends in a 'g'. People who blatently emphasise 'k' endings are rubbish end of, I'd like to flick your ears those of you who do this. Worst conceived mini-rant ever but seriously, standards people, am I the only person around who says 'something' - gggg!

English, do you speak it?
 
That really bugs me too, especially when my 6yr old son has picked it up from his school chums :mad: I'm forever correcting him on it and other words, feel like I'm nagging but I don't want him growing up a chav and being socially disadvantaged!
 
I believe good sir, the word you're looking for is 'sumfink'.
Note the 'u' the missing 'e' and the 'f' instead of the 'th' along with the aforementioned 'k'/'g' replacement.

People using the word usually wear an item known as a 'hoodie' which has a large hood that can be pull over the head to cast shadow upon the face and sometimes even drawn tight with a draw string.

They often congregate in large groups on railings in inner city areas imbibing vast quantities of cheap alcoholic substances, 'white lightning' is a favourite and is mistakenly sold as cider when it is infact recycled sewage water with sugar added.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you 'chavs'.
 
One of the local phrases used by the townies in Crewe is......

"Im gonna spark ya out man"

That is the least of the towns problems though we are currently suffering from an epidemic of Chlamydia singlemotherus in Crewe.
 
Jesus, youd love some of the Bristolian quirks then!
:D
But that's blatent accent 'troubles' you've got there :p

I know a tonne of people who say 'somethinK' 'nothinK' and 'anythinK' that just sound like twunts, why? where did it come from? It's not in your accent you're just dumb at words.
 
But that's blatent accent 'troubles' you've got there :p

I know a tonne of people who say 'somethinK' 'nothinK' and 'anythinK' that just sound like twunts, why? where did it come from? It's not in your accent you're just dumb at words.

So stuff like

"Wheres that to then?"
"Alright drive!"
"On me babbies eyes!"
"Gert lush!"
"Right me luvver?"

is ok then? :D
 
i speak quite well (for a norfolk boy) and im called posh by my mates but it gets on my nerves when i can't quite make out the insults being thrown at me by some moron with a baseball cap and a hood.
 
if the highlight of any topic is pointing out theyve used a k instead of a g you need sexual healing or somethink.
 
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