Caporegime
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Soooooo My Cat...is stuck in a tree
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She still appears to be stuck, although I'm not sure if she just can't be arsed coming down.
Must have come down by now?
Not that it will be some help now but maybe for the future, there is a company in sweden that sells parachutes for cats.
If only it were true.
Caporegime
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NEED A CONCLUSION.
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The tree ate the cat, and pooped out a dog.
I'm going on Dragons Den, asking for funding to start a company selling cats AS parachutes.
She came down, this morning silly bint, so a weekend in the tree meowing constantly.
I'd be disappointed if it wasn't my cat so I guess thread doesn't deliver for the GD crowd even if it does for me?
That cat parachute looks awesome.
I'd be disappointed if it wasn't my cat so I guess thread doesn't deliver for the GD crowd even if it does for me?
That cat parachute looks awesome
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She came down, this morning silly bint, so a weekend in the tree meowing constantly.
I'd be disappointed if it wasn't my cat so I guess thread doesn't deliver for the GD crowd even if it does for me?
That cat parachute looks awesome
I'm in a GD mood so...
...can you be sure she's your cat? Maybe the weekend was the amount of time necessary for the secret conspirators who rule the world to prepare a clone containing surveillance devices (probably derived from alien technology) that won't be detected by most of the equipment that they allow us to have. They're probably using you (and your cat) as a live field test of the process before they deploy it on a larger scale and/or on important targets.
Are you saying OP isn't important?
Not to the secret conspiracy that rules the world. They're pulling the strings on national governments and international businesses, so their important targets are at the highest level of power. It's all completely logical and proven by compelling evidence such as symbols appearing if you fold the right bank notes in the right way, yes indeed.