Spare a small thought ..

[Admiral Huddy]

.. for me this Saturday night.

The mafia bloke next door has asked me and the Mrs for a night out with him, his lady wife and all his friends and their partners etc. Quite frankly, I'm ******* myself.

Yesterday I bumped into the baby sitter. I told her that she should say she coulndn't make it pleeease!

I got home and asked the Mrs.. "Have you heard anything". "Nope", she replied. "Maybe they forgot". Ten minutes later putting the rubbish out I bump into him. "Still on for sat night then. #parp# "Yeah Yeah", in my MAN voice!!! "Taxi at 9pm then" - See you then #more parpage#

 

[WillyNelson]

Maybe he's not Mafia. Maybe they're swingers!

Could be better than you expect

 

[Mat]

Crumbs... you're one step closer to being in "the family"!

 

[Gilly]

At least he didn't ask you to look after his lobster while he was out with his mobsters

 

[David91]

if your not online on Sunday morning, should we alert the police!?

wouldn't want you rotting in a bin-bag in a ditch somewhere until you become unrecognizable!

 

[DarkShadow]

Haha, quality

Don't forget to update us!

 

[Admiral Huddy]

Crumbs... you're one step closer to being in "the family"!

This is what's worring me.

 

[Azza]

As WillyNelson says, they sound like swingers more than mafia now.

 

[Tefal]

He's going to feed you to the lobster and become your wifes pimp

 

[wordy]

Maybe they're going to take you to some sort of mafia initiation ceremony.

Expect pain.

 

[Morba]

Maybe they're going to take you to some sort of swinging S&M initiation ceremony.

Expect pain.

*cough*

 

[platypus]

Maybe he's not Mafia. Maybe they're swingers!

Or swinging mafia!

"If-a you-a dontt-a take-a da parta in my-a good lady's pleasurament, I assure-a you-a thatta you-a will be, how-a shall I putta da this? - snoozing with da fishes."

 

[HamZilla]

Expect crabs this time around tbh.

 

[Bobster]

Just remember to take some keys to put in the bowl

 

[Jonny69]

He's alright Huddy, he seemed a nice bloke. Loved his mum etc

 

[platypus]

Just remember to take some keys to put in the bowl

Make sure they are your wifes' .

 

[Pookie Bear]

haha, the swinging mafia...

I wonder where they are gonna take you....is 9pm a late start for where you live? It could be a private club....expect a glitzy effort with loads of blokes sitting around with bulges under their arms. Police raids, gunfights.....man, it's gonna be so exciting! You can be the one who hides behind the bar and clatters the copper over the skull with a bottle of expensive whisky just as he's about to shoot the boss....you can gaze wistfully down at the remnants of the bottle in your hand and whisper, "what a shame", as you duck behind the bar as a stool goes flying into the mirror behind you....

Good lord, you can tell it's Friday and I'm bored...

 

[mrk]

.his lady wife

I would too if I had anything other than a lady wife!

 

[Tombo]

This thread cracks me up, on that note don't try and be funny or you could end up in the boot of a car.

 

[Stinky]

ooooo another look into the mafia man nextdoor.

got a iphone?? can post pics while at the meal!!