Spare a small thought ..

Reminds me of the time we were going out to dinner at our local Italian restaurant which we used to frequent often. Beloved OH had forgotten to book and when we rolled up, there was a private party going on and they had taken over the whole restaurant - all men, may I add. One of the guys at the party recognised us, invited us in and introduced us to an old geezer who didn't speak English. Loads of other men were forming a queue in front of this guy, but we were ushered up to the front. As my friend and I were the only females present, we were kissed by everyone, twice.

The guy that invited us told us that most of the people at the party were from Sicily and were 'visiting areas with large Italian populations'. As the owner of the restaurant apparently owed the group a 'favour', we were told, he was 'invited' to host the meal / party.

We had the time of our lives. We hardly understood a word that was spoken, the wine flowed very freely and we didn't pay for a thing. The only slightly disconcerting thing was the whole homage thing with the old geezer. People were running around for him all the time, going off and making phone calls and generally looking after his every whim. I have also never seen the owner of the restaurant looking so nervous, before or since. It was straight out of a movie.
 
As WillyNelson says, they sound like swingers more than mafia now. :D :D

Maybe they are both :eek:

Mafia man "What do you mean my ***** funny?

Huddy "It's funny, you know. It's a funny ****, it's funny, you've got a funny ****"

Mafia "what do you mean, you mean the way It bends? What? "

Huddy "It's just, you know. Its just funny, it's... funny, the way it looks and everything"

Mafia "Funny how? What's funny about it?"

:D
 
Maybe they are both :eek:

Mafia man "What do you mean my ***** funny?

Huddy "It's funny, you know. It's a funny ****, it's funny, you've got a funny ****"

Mafia "what do you mean, you mean the way It bends? What? "

Huddy "It's just, you know. Its just funny, it's... funny, the way it looks and everything"

Mafia "Funny how? What's funny about it?"

:D

ROFL!
 
Maybe they are both :eek:

Mafia man "What do you mean my ***** funny?

Huddy "It's funny, you know. It's a funny ****, it's funny, you've got a funny ****"

Mafia "what do you mean, you mean the way It bends? What? "

Huddy "It's just, you know. Its just funny, it's... funny, the way it looks and everything"

Mafia "Funny how? What's funny about it?"

:D

Funny as in like a clown? Do i amuse you? Do i ****ing amuse you?
 
By chance the baby sitter cancelled :)

Actually i was quite looking forward to it. Had to pop round and tell him which I wasn't looking forward to.

He asked me what I thought about his Mrs all dressed up ready to take on the clubs - I was stuck for words.. I've never seen such a short skirt in my life.. I had to choose my words VERY carefully :D
 
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