** Speaking from experience!!! **

[Cybermyk]

1. Do not urinate on a police station.
2. Do not place a banger in sloppy dog muck and call your brother over to look at what you did.
3. Do not block off a road using barriers that cordoned off a hole and wait giggling for the next car to come, it might just be a police car.
4. Do not ride a mototcycle for 35 miles in the snow with just jeans and denim jacket on.
5. Do not ask a girl out then forget, no matter how drunk you are.

 

[helmet]

Whilst driving at night in an area with no street lights, do not turn off your headlights and overtake your friends car it may just be that a police car is right behind you.