Spec me a Cane

[Jaap74]

knob top

you got that right !

 

[Bill101]

Or go ultra hardcore and get a sword cane...

http://www.swordsdirect.com/swords-cold-steel-cane.html

Seconded.

Though I thought canes went out of fashion along with gout and rickets

 

[Amp34]

I just want to make a good impression at my job interview!

What are you going for, sergeant major?

 

[cleanbluesky]

Ahhh, job interview - cane+limp=disability...

I see where you're going with this

 

[Gilly]

You stayed at Hugh Laurie's house? Or House's house? Or in a house called House?

No, I stayed at Baddass's house. I never realised he was House

 

[WillyNelson]

Can anyone guess who this cane belongs to?
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Yoda?

A cane is good, but you're going to need some tap shoes to go with it.

Or is it that you want something to boff ruffians about the bonce with if you should be accosted in the street, before you summon a constable.

 

[ruffneck]

Can anyone guess who this cane belongs to?

YODA!

 

[iCraig]

No, I stayed at Baddass's house. I never realised he was House

He's no House.

 

[Gilly]

He's no House.

He does! Well, its a flat I guess.

 

[DarkShadow]

Something like this...

I'm diggin the leetness of that, G!

How much do all this canes cost?

 

[ruffneck]

for the pimp with a limp yo!

 

[Will_3rd]

Or go ultra hardcore and get a sword cane...

http://www.swordsdirect.com/swords-cold-steel-cane.html

Get that, people will now fear you!

 

[YorkshirePadd26]

I want a prestigeous walking cane, preferably black with a very elaborate top. Either a knob top, or a crutch style (T top), but definately not the old man kinda horse shoe bend.

I'm not fussed what's at the top, just so long as something expensive looking is there, silver, silver framed gem, gem, ivory (or ivory looking material).

Cheers!

You a Chris Eubank lookalike ?

 

[Perywinkle]

Medium pimping right there

Bought 3 of them few years back, gave two to my best mates for crimbo prezzies and have been dubbed our beer scepters

 

[Mat]

Tippling stick good sir!

 

[Scuzi]

EDIT: I'm being too harsh on Scuzi

You can never be too harsh on me, Nancy. I love it

What attire will you be in whilst using the cane? Unless you are in formal evening attire or tails, I wouldn't recommend a cane.

 

[SidewinderINC]

i bought myself some formal evening wear a few days ago.. so i shall keep a keen eye on this thread.. haha.

top hats too!

 

[MajorMaccas]

You can never be too harsh on me, Nancy. I love it

What attire will you be in whilst using the cane? Unless you are in formal evening attire or tails, I wouldn't recommend a cane.

I am.

I'm looking at a destructo cane, with a laser coming out the bottom....

Oh, FYI, the job interview thing was a joke

It's semi-fun. I have a plain black suit, single breat (double breast would have been better to suit the powerful image, but meh, time was short), plain black trousers, black shirt with white/grey pinstripes, plain black waistcoat, white tie, white Rocky hat with black pinstripes spaced far apart, and black orbiting band.

A black cane with a big gem held in silver, or just some fancy metalwork at the top would round out the image.

 

[Darkwave]

Is your name Gregory House? If not a cane will not make you look cool.

 

[Docaroo]

I am.

I'm looking at a destructo cane, with a laser coming out the bottom....

Oh, FYI, the job interview thing was a joke

It's semi-fun. I have a plain black suit, single breat (double breast would have been better to suit the powerful image, but meh, time was short), plain black trousers, black shirt with white/grey pinstripes, plain black waistcoat, white tie, white Rocky hat with black pinstripes spaced far apart, and black orbiting band.

A black cane with a big gem held in silver, or just some fancy metalwork at the top would round out the image.

obviously you are unaware of how we frown upon white tie/black shirt combo's around here! begone!