Spec me a name for my cat

Monkey Puzzle said:
Sir flufflykins is an awful name - if I owned it and it was called that I'd have to cover its paws in butter and leave it somewhere out of principle.
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Surely you'd cover its back, not its paws...
 
Monkey Puzzle said:
Nope. Calling it Sir Fluffykins is mean enough - making it look stupid by making it try to lick its back is just cruel - like asking a slow kid to lick their elbows...
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Its not to lick its back. Bread always falls butter side down, cats always land on their feet. Spin a cat with a buttered back and you have perpetual motion :p
 
Gilly said:
Its not to lick its back. Bread always falls butter side down, cats always land on their feet. Spin a cat with a buttered back and you have perpetual motion :p
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Haliburton would stop you as soon as you tried.
 
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