Spec me a razer for killing hookers and...

rexehuk · 26 Sep 2011 at 23:49

Shaving my stubble.

Used to own a Gillette Fusion, but some numpty threw it out. What is everyone using at the moment?

Not to fussed about replacement blaze costs, initial budget up to £30?

Go go GD, help me clean my tramp beard.

jp_bl_68 · 26 Sep 2011 at 23:51

Genuine lol

I'm using a Mach 3. It's rubbish for killing hookers but it shaves quite well.

Cryfreeman · 26 Sep 2011 at 23:53

Mach 3 still the daddy for me, tried some newer 4 blade shavers but always come back to the mach 3

bsoltan · 26 Sep 2011 at 23:54

Let me introduce you to the Manly Shaving Thread.

Brian8bit · 26 Sep 2011 at 23:55

I just use my hair clippers when shaving my head.

rexehuk · 26 Sep 2011 at 23:58

bsoltan said:
Let me introduce you to the Manly Shaving Thread.

Thank you for the invite sir. I will join the shaving elite. Do you offer advice on hooker disposal too?

I'm currently using Wahl hair trimmers, but I want to return to clean shaving. Not liking the stubble look anymore, also a pain in the ass to maintain.

Nix · 27 Sep 2011 at 00:02

I find Bic disposibles best for hooker slaying. Cheap and morbidly cheerful.

The__Malteser · 27 Sep 2011 at 00:04

I use the Razer Deathadder to kill hookers in GTA.

Would reccomend.

rexehuk · 27 Sep 2011 at 00:04

After browsing that shaving thread I think this will suit my needs.

http://www.nkdman.co.uk/edwin-jagger-de89-safety-razor/

Need to read some reviews and find out the ongoing costs though. Maybe I can remove the safety rails to turn it back into a deadly hooker slaying weapon, we will have to see.

I need to be quick when getting out of my lorry cab. (too soon?)

pingwing · 27 Sep 2011 at 01:06

Real men use shards of glass...

RopAyy · 27 Sep 2011 at 01:10

pingwing said:
Real men use shards of glass...

Or the sharpened teeth from the hookers! Shaves closer than any Gillette or Merkur!
Plus its recycling to eco friendly!

pingwing · 27 Sep 2011 at 01:13

RopAyy said:
Or the sharpened teeth from the hookers! Shaves closer than any Gillette or Merkur!
Plus its recycling to eco friendly!

Kill hookers cheaply too!

digipeep · 27 Sep 2011 at 02:23

Tesco Twin Blade with Lubristripe. 10 for about £1.50.

Can't go wrong really.

compboyo · 27 Sep 2011 at 02:53

chainsaw?

HypnoToad · 27 Sep 2011 at 04:42

I use a bic thing, it seems to work, and not only that if you find it doesn't do the trick you can always threaten her with a pen

MrMoonX · 27 Sep 2011 at 06:50

merkur

/thread

p.s there is a massive shaving thread

brummie · 27 Sep 2011 at 07:32

im hard and shave with a ladle

Cosimo · 27 Sep 2011 at 08:08

You'll find an answer in The Manly Shaving Thread.

SilverTongue · 27 Sep 2011 at 08:20

brummie said:
im hard and shave with a ladle

wooden spoon is better tbh

SteveOBHave · 27 Sep 2011 at 08:28

Merkur is the oddest penis extension that I have ever come across... inherently counter intuative...

Gillette here as well...