Call her Nutgobbler.
Just burst out laughing at work when I saw this
Probably had this; your ex girlfriends name?
Call her Nutgobbler.
My ex gf's name is and shall always be
'The dozey wicked wanting witch that took more length than the entire cast of 300 put together lieing cheating bint'.
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I suspect boredom at work is playing a part.![]()