Spec me an excuse

[Thesaff]

I am having an affair with my best friends wife at the moment. We have not been caught yet, but i would like an excuse for being round his house when he is not supposed to be there. She tells me he isnt big enough to satisfy her and can only do it once in a night, so she is really hot for it.

Any help would be much appreciated

 

[stulid]

"im just checking the plumbing"

 

[Dugganator]

This will go down well. Your a great friend btw

 

[neoboy]

Since this is clearly a wind up I'll play along:

"Just checking the pipework"

 

[stulid]

"your wife accidentally tripped and landed on my penis"

 

[Kazz]

Almost on that magic number of 250, keep going. (I wonder if they'll be reset)

 

[stoke1863]

"im just banging your mrs"

 

[998cc]

Your wife had an itch that could only be scratched with my ****

 

[Jono8]

"Just dropped by to eat a pasty?"

 

[xJcBx]

"Just making sure your mattress works, mate."

 

[Cosimo]

"I'm testing your plumbing for leaks"

 

[Deleted member 651465]

Do you live under a bridge?

 

[SiriusB]

I was just checking for vagina bubbles from hell.

 

[SHEDDER1uk]

Post reset ***.

 

[cm1179]

just say you're round there looking for your watch cos you lost it inside her the last time things got a bit hardcore

 

[Thesaff]

Do you live under a bridge?

No but I think my wife might get mad if she finds out I'm doing her best mate.

 

[naefeart]

[surprised_mode]

'This is not my house!'

[/surprised_mode]

 

[Swifty55]

[surprised_mode]

'This is not my house!'

[/surprised_mode]

 

[Tom0]