Spec me some 'Holiday Rules'

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Morning all,
4 of us are going away to Magaluf in a month for 2 weeks and I'm trying to come up with some 'rules' for each day.

Basically, I want to have a deck of cards, and to, every day pull out a card each and then have to abide by the rules of that card for the whole day.

Some cards will be good, some not so good, and some just downright stupid.

So far I have:
If you pull out a King, you are king for a day, your mates must bring you your drinks and snacks all day.
If you pull out a Queen, you are a Queen for a day and you must wear a dress for the entire day.

Other random rules include;
Drink out of your left hand all day, if you are seen to be using your right then you must down your drink and get another.

And of course the obligitory, pull the 'larger lady' card.

As you can see I'm a bit short on rules. So, please help me OcUK, spec me some Holiday Rules:cool:

Thanks
 
Wearing a dress for the day is so tacky it would just be annoying. Whenever I see blokes walking around in dresses whilst everyone else is in normal clothes I just think typical British tourists... Not a good tag! Will have a think of some recommendations though :)

Rather than wearing a dress you could have some very old 1980s short short short shorts that draw terrible attention?
 
[ASSE]Hinchy;12136696 said:
Wearing a dress for the day is so tacky it would just be annoying. Whenever I see blokes walking around in dresses whilst everyone else is in normal clothes I just think typical British tourists... Not a good tag! Will have a think of some recommendations though :)

Rather than wearing a dress you could have some very old 1980s short short short shorts that draw terrible attention?
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That's a pretty good idea, I do kind of agree about the tackiness but I couldn't think of anything else equally as embarrassing.
 
TheMagicPirate said:
Morning all,
4 of us are going away to Magaluf in a month for 2 weeks and I'm trying to come up with some 'rules' for each day.

Basically, I want to have a deck of cards, and to, every day pull out a card each and then have to abide by the rules of that card for the whole day.

Some cards will be good, some not so good, and some just downright stupid.

So far I have:
If you pull out a King, you are king for a day, your mates must bring you your drinks and snacks all day.
If you pull out a Queen, you are a Queen for a day and you must wear a dress for the entire day.

Other random rules include;
Drink out of your left hand all day, if you are seen to be using your right then you must down your drink and get another.

And of course the obligitory, pull the 'larger lady' card.

As you can see I'm a bit short on rules. So, please help me OcUK, spec me some Holiday Rules:cool:

Thanks
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why the need to act like another drunk british tourist abroad? cant you have a normal holiday like all the other nations of europe?:p
 
As hilarious as this sounds, after a long night if anyone told me to get up and get them a drink when I'm relaxing on holiday i'd tell them where to go.
 
DUDE YOU GOTTA PLAY RING OF FIRE (It burns burns burns)
rules of ring of fire:
a pint glass is placed on a table and a deck of cards is neatly placed in a circle around the cup, each player chooses a card and cant break the circle or they drink from the centre. each card represents a task:

A: Drink a shot of absynth, add to glass in middle
2: Everyone drinks (you start to drink and nobody can finish until you have)
3: Cocks drink (those nominated as cocks have to drink)
4: Pussies drink (those nominated as pussies have to drink)
5: Rhyme (you say a word and the next person has to say a word that rhymes with it, person to lose does a shot of absynth)
6: Jack and Nory tell a story (you say a word, next person repeats that word and adds a word to it which carries on until a story is formed, the words must make sense or the loser does a shot selected by the card holder)
7: Thumb master (card holder is now thumb master, when they put their thumb down on any surface, everyone must also, last person does 3 fingers of their drink)
8: Rule master (makes a rule and all must obide by until new rule master, the rule can be anything but must not effect other card properties)
9: Pose master (make a pose, everyone must copy, last one to copy does a 3 fingers of their drink)
10: Drink a shot of absynth, add to glass in middle
J: Drink 3 fingers of your drink, add to glass in middle
Q: Drink a shot, add to glass in middle
K: Drink the middle, add to glass in middle

you may add any drink to the middle and as much alcohol as you want but remember it could be you thats drinking it (from experience) so careful what you add!

we used absynth (80% alcohol), tequila, vodka, pernos, baileys (for thickness ew) and lots of ammereto.

I was there 2 weeks ago - had an awesome time :D tiesto was there :) we dressed up as smurfs, I recommend go seeing Pirates, and you should have at least 1 theme night.
 
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Iraklis F.C. said:
why the need to act like another drunk british tourist abroad? cant you have a normal holiday like all the other nations of europe?:p
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obviously never been to magalluf :p

p.s just so you know - magalluf is basically an island from the north of england that ran away from the uk to spain.

morba - one of the guys on our tour added ALL of the photos on facebook.... needless to say Im glad I never went skinny dipping..... when he was around
 
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yak.h'cir said:
Double bagging actually makes the condoms more likely to break since they rub against each other. You just need one condom that's about an inch thick to keep you safe. :)
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both are lubed though, so should be ok no? or do you have experience? ;]
 
just play 'jacks' everyday, no skill involved

shuffle cards, deal out 1 at a time to each player..

when 1st jack is drawn, that player 'chooses' the shot
when 2nd jack is drawn, that player 'pays' for the shot
when 3rd jack is drawn, that player 'goes to the bar to get' the shot
when 4th jack is drawn, that player 'drinks' for the shot

^play that about twenty times

if someone is left skint or hammered after playing, simply tell them.. "don't lose"
 
bledd. said:
just play 'jacks' everyday, no skill involved

shuffle cards, deal out 1 at a time to each player..

when 1st jack is drawn, that player 'chooses' the shot
when 2nd jack is drawn, that player 'pays' for the shot
when 3rd jack is drawn, that player 'goes to the bar to get' the shot
when 4th jack is drawn, that player 'drinks' for the shot

^play that about twenty times

if someone is left skint or hammered after playing, simply tell them.. "don't lose"
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surely jack 1 and 4 are winner cards :p you cant lose if you get drunk from it and didnt spend a penny.
 
Morba said:
both are lubed though, so should be ok no? or do you have experience? ;]
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I don't think the lube is enough. No experience though but as with everything on the internet there is a link if you don't believe me:

http://www.nyu.edu/shc/promotion/condoms.dental.dams.html

Does using two condoms provide more protection than using just one condom?

No. Using two condoms, or "double bagging", does not double your protection against pregnancy and STIs. Condoms are designed to be used one at a time. The use of two condoms (two male condoms or a male condom with a female condom) is not an effective safety measure. During penetration, the condoms will rub against each other creating friction between them, making them likely to slip off or break.
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So remember people, don't double glaze your ****.
 
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