Wallet!
Time has come to get rid of old faithful, jump into the 21st century and get myself a new wallet! Now the requirements! I have various cards around 8 all together. I tend to have a little bit of cash on me and somehow lots of loose change. So as long as its big enough to fit pretty much everything i need in but not too big it looks like i have a flat, wonky and rectangular erection then jobs a good'un! Right.....
Time has come to get rid of old faithful, jump into the 21st century and get myself a new wallet! Now the requirements! I have various cards around 8 all together. I tend to have a little bit of cash on me and somehow lots of loose change. So as long as its big enough to fit pretty much everything i need in but not too big it looks like i have a flat, wonky and rectangular erection then jobs a good'un! Right.....

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Might I suggest a black one? Or maybe you'd prefer brown?