Sperm question...

_PD_ said:
Imagine if it was the other way round - i.e. 15 million eggs came stampeding down your Johnson to seek out a lowly single sperm which had barracaded itself up in your testes.
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it's posts like this that make me think that God exists. he's the one who made it so that I wasn't on hallucinogenics the first time I read that post. imagine! probably didn't help that I was thinking chicken eggs

^^ alright Bill
 
_PD_ said:
Imagine if it was the other way round - i.e. 15 million eggs came stampeding down your Johnson to seek out a lowly single sperm which had barracaded itself up in your testes.
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In 9 months you'd have a gargantuan sack and more than a few well deserved tears?
 
_PD_ said:
They must have some instinct, or you'd get half coming back again and none of them would really get anywhere.
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How on earth could such a simple thing have any instinct? It's one cell and it only has half a set of human chromosomes!

This thread is bizarre.
 
Someone's been watching too much Look Who's Talking.

They don't really compete with each other to see who gets to the egg first whilst listening to "I Get Around" by the Beach Boys.

Or do they?
 
no your sperm are all little ships that contain lil evil murderers out to kill with snobbish english accents.

now taken time to ponder the question in its complexeties maybe its like re incarnationation . each of the millions represent a soul battling it out to be born the useless ones are your average imbred mass murders that can only think about swimming around attacking each other, and theones that actually do the right thing are enlightened souls that have finally understood what must be done. or maybe just waffling
 
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i actaully think the sperm and egg is like a magnet , its actually dosent swim but is forced to swim by the eggs pulling force i think , thats what i think
 
A little off topic, but i've just found this on Wikipedia.

"Semen in espionage

When the British Secret Intelligence Service (SSB) discovered that semen made a good invisible ink, Sir George Mansfield Smith-Cumming noted of his agents that "Every man carries his own stylo"."
 
Angilion said:
How on earth could such a simple thing have any instinct? It's one cell and it only has half a set of human chromosomes!

This thread is bizarre.
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How can it not have instinct? Christ, think about what you are saying. If sperm did not have instinct, just what the shuddering hell tells it to swim in the first place?
 
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