Soldato
- Joined
- 7 Jan 2007
- Posts
- 10,607
- Location
- Sussex, UK
His website is the funniest thing I have read on the internet in many a year.
I knew a guy in high school who couldn't talk very well and collected sticks, he used to call the teacher 'mum' and during recess we would give him money to dance. Then sell him sticks to get our money back.
Sad times when what would barely pass as mildly amusing dorm meme (and only to the frat party that knows the author in person) is published in print in national newspaper abroad. Don't they have some Tom is dumping Katey to go back to Nicole story to make up instead?
Always one moaner eh.
Excellent, although you can tell they're American as the word 'Penis' is censored.![]()
It's the sun though.
Once, I went to a party in a bear outfit which worked out well as it was freezing and I was the only one warm. As it won't be cold the night of your party, I have decided to come as a Ninja. I think it would be really good if you dressed as a ninja as well and we could perform a martial arts display for the other guests