banja said:Oh, and you know sometimes when you wake up with a slight itch in your backside? Yep . . . Spider!
Nope, ringworm!
banja said:Oh, and you know sometimes when you wake up with a slight itch in your backside? Yep . . . Spider!
(Saying that, we only get 1 or 2 once in a while). Spiders eat flies, and i know which annoys me most 
must have been doing some recon)

Oh my god you must live about 10 minutes away from me, keep your spiders with you.Craig321 said:lol, on a farm in Warwick, Southam. I'll send them to you.![]()

Zip said:Big Girls
Scared of bloody moths!!
These are big enough you can hear them crunch when you squash them
They are very very common aswell![]()

cheets64 said:Well we have suicide bombers![]()
Robbie G said:Lol. Although they have Mervyn Hughes and he's the scariest animal I've ever seen.

, flap around randomly making irritating tapping sounds everytime they bump into something and worst of all fly behind my fan and get sucked in, thus pelting me with liquidised moth.
So i held a tissue out, and he grabbed hold and pulled him out, blew at him a couple times and he dried out and could fly
he landed on my back and sat there for a good 3-4 minutes while i got on with having a shave, then did a few more laps of the room, landed on a wall and went to sleep 

TimBrad said:Sadly, my girlfriend can't stand moths, if one comes in the bedroom its panic overdose, last summer i woke up about 3am, went to the toilet, then heard this bang, thought "hmm, that was wierd" but thought nothing more of it, i come back to see her standing topless on the bed swinging a slipper round like an absolute maniac at one tiny moth!![]()

Usher said:Another mamby pamby thread MEGA LOL
just ask yourself what do spiders eat ?
& the answer is all the even smaller creatures such as the fleas that drop off your dog /cat etc plus flies /moth larvae , silverfish & other undesirables. UK spiders are completely harmless so don't killem![]()
TimBrad said:I thought the UK house/money spider was one of the most deadly/venomous spiders to live, just not sharp enough fangs to penetrate the skin and give the poison.
If i see a house spider with massive teeth coming at me, i'm running for the ****** hills.
