Splinter :D

[Mrs Seabiscuit]

I`ve just managed to get a nice juicy splinter in my finger I would like to know about what foreign objects have ended up in peoples bodies and how?

 

[Vonhelmet]

In before "accidentally the whole".

 

[DJMK4]

Go to the hospital??

 

[Raikiri]

You should definitely go to hospital and have it looked at...

 

[haaammit]

I was vacuuming in the nude when I fell over and...........well - I'm sure you can work out the rest

 

[Cosimo]

You need to pull it out......

 

[ng93]

I was vacuuming in the nude when I fell over and...........well - I'm sure you can work out the rest

You need to pull it out.

Easier said than done

 

[Spikey Willow]

A friend had his ears syringed when he was 15 or so, and two orange pips came out!

He has no recollection of how or when they got there!

 

[neil3k]

a black man called xerxes

 

[Cosimo]

Easier said than done

Did I mention a splinter?

 

[Participant]

Chicken poo under my foreskin. No idea how that happened.

 

[Mrs Seabiscuit]

ahhh sorry guys forgot to kmention i pulled it out with tweezers
I work in a hospital so thats what they would ddo so i did it myself

 

[boxman2000]

Bamboo straight through the palm of my hand - that picked

A mate got an iron fence post through his leg after his planking episode didn't go too well

Another mate got one of those large tent pegs through his leg

 

[Mrs Seabiscuit]

good god would you look at my typing

 

[DJMK4]

Get a really powerful jetwash, put it on fine nozzle stream and point it to your finger from about 30cm away and fire

It won't hurt, honest

 

[Participant]

lolhayley86

 

[Mrs Seabiscuit]

oh wow i could do stuff with a jetwash trust me!!!

 

[twist3d0n3]

oh wow i could do stuff with a jetwash trust me!!!

image in my head =

 

[Mrs Seabiscuit]

yeah there is a mangy old vw outside my house id power move it down the road

 

[twist3d0n3]

well that's ****ing boring compared to what i was thinking...