A: Mummy and daddy love each other very much but sometimes
diddums someone says something unhelpful or a touch mean. Oh, he doesn't mean it darling! - don't be upset! - but
the moderators mummy and daddy might take it to heart, you see?
B: Yes, I see. So there are rules?
A: Yes, there are. Of course!
B: Does everyone follow the rules?
A: Well, yes! It wouldn't work if we didn't have rules! What a silly question!
B: Do you follow the rules?
A: Most certainly!
B: All the time?
A: Well, I believe so. Yes. Yes!
B: All the time?
A: Yes!
B: Like brother diddums did?
A: Well.
B: Was he naughty?
A: Oh yes.
B: Does he have some fire in his belly, mummy?
A: Ohhh yes. A firecracker. A live one. He can fix
anything.
B: Do you love him mummy?