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A: Mummy and daddy love each other very much but sometimes diddums someone says something unhelpful or a touch mean. Oh, he doesn't mean it darling! - don't be upset! - but the moderators mummy and daddy might take it to heart, you see?

B: Yes, I see. So there are rules?

A: Yes, there are. Of course!

B: Does everyone follow the rules?

A: Well, yes! It wouldn't work if we didn't have rules! What a silly question!

B: Do you follow the rules?

A: Most certainly!

B: All the time?

A: Well, I believe so. Yes. Yes!

B: All the time?

A: Yes!

B: Like brother diddums did?

A: Well.

B: Was he naughty?

A: Oh yes.

B: Does he have some fire in his belly, mummy?

A: Ohhh yes. A firecracker. A live one. He can fix anything.

B: Do you love him mummy?
 
A: Mummy and daddy love each other very much but sometimes diddums someone says something unhelpful or a touch mean. Oh, he doesn't mean it darling! - don't be upset! - but the moderators mummy and daddy might take it to heart, you see?

B: Yes, I see. So there are rules?

A: Yes, there are. Of course!

B: Does everyone follow the rules?

A: Well, yes! It wouldn't work if we didn't have rules! What a silly question!

B: Do you follow the rules?

A: Most certainly!

B: All the time?

A: Well, I believe so. Yes. Yes!

B: All the time?

A: Yes!

B: Like brother diddums did?

A: Well.

B: Was he naughty?

A: Oh yes.

B: Does he have some fire in his belly, mummy?

A: Ohhh yes. A firecracker. A live one. He can fix anything.

B: Do you love him mummy?

I'm so confused right now.


Am I meant to be aroused?
 
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