Squirrel vandals! Help!

A couple of options:

1 - Place the already damaged pipes somewhere in your garden as sacrificial tooth grinders. Additionally, bend and shape them to look like an attractive female squirrel. Video the resultant squirrel orgy, post on youtube and make millions.
2. Wrap your new pipes in really strong glue or double-sided sticky tape. Once you've pried them off (dead or alive) you can relocate them miles away from where you live.
3. Smear garlic on your new pipes - not that they are particularly vampiric, they apparently don't like garlic.
 
doofer said:
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Now that is awesome!!!!

Entropy said:
You can get braided steel versions, i suspect they would have more trouble getting through one of those. Alternatively you could put a braided steel hose of iD slightly larger than the OD of a rubber hose.
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Yes, the braided versions would be much better, not only are they protected from these vermin but they'll last longer with weathering.
 
To be clear, when people post don't kill red squirrels, what they mean is that red squirrels are an endangered and protected species in the UK. It is an offence to kill them (including intentionally destroying their habitat by cutting down a tree they've made home).
 
Exactly.

Pre Trick or treat , on mischievous night as we used to call it back then , the most heinous thing you could do was to stick some on someones letterbox you didn't care for.

Try pooing through that!
 
Ryan-3 said:
My thoughts. They're more likely to get bored of wearing their teeth down than chew through metal.
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Exactly even corrugated pladtic would lrobbaly be sufficent as they'd have to make a heck of a big holw to reach through to the gas pipe
 
Cut down all local trees and errect Red Alert style tesla coils at the end of your garden to zap all unwelcome invaders.
 
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