St Georges Day

Unfortunately this country gets more patriotic* over a football match than our nations patron saint.

Bah....





*I hate to even use the word when it is linked to football and having a flag waving on the top of your car which is promptly removed once the team is on its way home.
 
Well, so far today I have killed a Dragon, drunk a lot and am now wishing BB a happy Birthday...

Happy Birthday BB, we loves ya!
 
Happy Georges Day!

On this very day today, the English people sprouted out of the Viking soil on a wee Island beside Europe. We named it Sasana, The Grand British place of Europe. And from there, many British people sprouted, with common language, common tea, common TV.

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And within this combustionus mal-coordination of people, the perfect English people realised their power, they realised that chip-and-whip were INDEED French, and quickly a society was put-forth-set, the newly unified British Potato Consummation Society had started, and the beautiful notes of the English pureness were sung together for 2 hours.

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Then St. George said "Go home tonight my children, I need to sleep". And on this night of the pure leader, the British built towns ands cities, and some castles too. They were of much use, but the Empire flared into a complete spasm of British bombastic splurge, frills, fancy cursers and thrills. The outcome? A few gaffs.

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The British Day of George had arrived in all perfectness. The place of George had brought that beautiful place to the English. George had brought acceptance amongst the people of the ‘fine long land’. George had brought finality to the islands of the Queen. The fine islands of the fine Queen which we shall all bow to forever.

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And with our respects, I requests certain silence in respect to these people that have shaped our lives.................



SILENCE!


.. now

England and George ~ In some sense of the magic of the land, we shall browse forever and we must ignore all other influence.

In this last frame of beauty, I must present upon me this: By the Royal blood of the island, must be hanged the off islanders, must be hanged the people that be different, must be hanged all people that be not from our soil.

That last Georgian shout: No person within the empire shall be free unless living within the home nation. No person is free without British form.

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VIVA É ANGLA – ÉIÁNGlÁ – ÉÍLANDA – ENGLAND – ENAGLADA – ÉGLÁD – EGÁÍ - SAORÉIRE - CEOLÉIREANN - ÉGLEALBA - ESBÁNG - ÉCHÉIlEANACH – YAMASHTCHA-ÉIRE, INIS-AMADÁN
 
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George may not have been much cop but he was a lot better than Patrick, patron saint of american drunks.

Patrick was just some english bloke who got captured by the irish.
 
"I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot!
Follow your spirit and upon this charge.
Cry for Harry, England and St. George!"

In the face of the denouncers, all proud Englishmen should steel this into your hearts, feel not sorry for our enemies for they are not english and your duty is to relieve them of their suffering. :)
 
Morlan said:
<some guff>

VIVA É ANGLA – ÉIÁNGlÁ – ÉÍLANDA – ENGLAND – ENAGLADA – ÉGLÁD – EGÁÍ - SAORÉIRE - CEOLÉIREANN - ÉGLEALBA - ESBÁNG - ÉCHÉIlEANACH – YAMASHTCHA-ÉIRE, INIS-AMADÁN

Is there a point you're trying to make?
 
I'm watching the Grand Prix :cool: that's an awesome celebration. Then heading back to Nottingham where I best finish some work due in tomorrow.

Had four weeks to do it :(
 
Morlan said:
VIVA É ANGLA – ÉIÁNGlÁ – ÉÍLANDA – ENGLAND – ENAGLADA – ÉGLÁD – EGÁÍ - SAORÉIRE - CEOLÉIREANN - ÉGLEALBA - ESBÁNG - ÉCHÉIlEANACH – YAMASHTCHA-ÉIRE, INIS-AMADÁN

WTF?
 
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