Star Wars joke

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A Sith, a Jedi, and a Mandalorian walk into a bar...

They start talking and after a few drinks the conversation shifts to cars. The Jedi living a life of austerity and frugality only has a 1990 Ford escort The Sith and Mando laughs at him saying he has a bad car. The Sith having manipulated others into giving him their wealth shows off his McLaren F1 car. The patrons at the bar are amazed and even the Jedi has to admit it’s a nice ride. They both end up saying it’s a good car. The Mandalorian walks around the corner and after a few minutes comes screaming back on his jet pack and blows up the other cars.

He has the Beskar.


Fans of the mandorlian will understand this ;).
 
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I've never understood the devotion to Star Wars.

A trio of passable kids films, followed by decades of absolute garbage.
 
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But beskar being only a metal alloy it doesn’t make sense even as a joke?? Surely it would only work as a joke if beskar was a vehicle? Or am I missing something - which in fairness I probably am.
 
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I've never understood the devotion to Star Wars.

A trio of passable kids films, followed by decades of absolute garbage.
nostalgia mainly. the first 3 films blew the minds of many a yound child back then. those same kids grew up remembering how great star wars was for them and passed that 'love' on to others. these others then came to believe they needed to love star wars in the same way. and thus people come to believe that dross is actually good. in a similar vein look at the adulation Game of Thrones gets and yet a bigger gathering of pee poor acting and dodgy storylines you'd be hard pushed to find but because of love generated for it (i've no idea how or why) folk hail it as though it were the second (or is that the first!) coming of Christ! hype baby......it's all about the hype!! :p
 
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