Starting fights

Only had a couple of bits of bother when I have been out.

The most spectacular was when I walked down some stairs in a bar and just happened to look right to see a lass feel a blokes arse and he turned around to her who then pointed at me and said I did it.

:eek:

He came at me swinging punches and how I avoided them I don't know as I was getting merry.

I managed to duck and vanish into the crowd when I saw doormen charging over.

Male arse feeling shennaigans indeed. :mad:
 
Had this happen a couple of times, on the same night!

First incident, guys were passing us just as we were on our way to the pub, starting having a go at us and then stopped because he though a friend of mine looked like a member of the kooks or razorlight. He doesn't but that defused the situation.

Second incident, we're just leaving the pub standing outside the doors having a laugh and just talking to the barkeep and this guy pulls up in his car and shouts "Oi! Are you laughing at me car?" all aggresively. We told him no and the barkeep told him to sod off.
He did have a **** car though.
 
Thankfully never had it happen...had a few brushes with idiots but always used my brain not my fists.

I trained in martial arts for 12 years and my only advice is fights are never ever worth it, always walk away or stay calm and difuse the situation. Giving abuse back to save face or your ego will nearly always end in tears.
 
A set of Jump Leads walks into a Club and the doorman says..













































'**** me! A set of animated Jump Leads!'
 
Happened a few times, the worst one was when some dudes skipped ahead of us at the kebab shop and decided to get all uppity about it when we didn't like it.

Spent a night in the cells for that one.
 
BennyC said:
What about windows and tables? :D

The association with enjoying a scrap from being built grows tiresome.
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Surprisingly I don't get too much of that, one of the guys that works with me is a cop and enjoys his gym time too, pretty beefy guy and wouldn't want to be a crook with him chasing me! However, he said that I don't appear threatening in my behaviour as I'm quite laid back, so possibly why I don't attract attention, whereas he, in his own words, looks like a **** and attracts ****s! :D He has the power of the law though :(
 
Never had any problems while out drinking which is even more surprising considering how rough my home town is.
Very rarely have people lash out at me at work either
 
BennyC said:
The association with enjoying a scrap from being built grows tiresome.
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Once you've been to a place a few times and the regulars start to know you are a happy person rather than someone who just wants to fight, you end up getting a lot of defensive people standing in front of you :D

Quite funny how people react to bigger people!
 
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