Stealing drinks out of the works fridge

red eye · 15 Sep 2018 at 18:42

Some ••••••• •••• stole my drink out of the fridge.
I’m not really that bothered its only a drink but I want to get the •••• back. he moans people use this tools but he has no problem using other people’s tools, so something needs to be done.

I have a can that I’m going to empty and fill with something.

I was going to fill it with pee but that’s too much work, viniger... but that stinks

So now I’m thinking baby multi vitamins it don’t smell nice so I’m guessing it won’t taste very nice, 3 doses should do it?
Suggestions? Obviously I don’t want to kill, harm etc hence baby vitamins, laxatives would be funny but no!

red eye · 15 Sep 2018 at 18:50

Just looked at the baby bits ingredients it has penut oil.
That can’t cause an allergic reaction can it?

Prune juice won’t work in time and when it does work it would seem normal to him he takes a **** and the whole workshop smells like a wet dog died and I’m not joking

red eye · 15 Sep 2018 at 18:52

tamzzy said:
why not? :sadface:

If I was leaving then hell yeah! But then if he .... himself and dies that won’t be funny

red eye · 15 Sep 2018 at 18:55

What if I write contains nuts on the can? Then at least I warned him.

And thats all I have in the house apart from cleaning products and some unwanted captain Morgan

red eye · 15 Sep 2018 at 19:01

UberTiger said:

Lol but sacking him is above my pay grade

red eye · 15 Sep 2018 at 19:03

chaparral said:
I remember many years ago when someone used to do this at one my old work places so someone ****** in there bottle of orange and put the bottle back in the fridge...

That person never again stole anyone elses drinks...

I’m going to drill a hole and empty the can and inject back in I’d have to dehydrate myself and pee in a container and inject so no too much work for me

red eye · 15 Sep 2018 at 19:04

Malevolence said:
Find out where he lives and leave a dead prostitute in his bed.

No killing! But I would poop

red eye · 15 Sep 2018 at 19:05

red eye said:
No killing!

red eye · 14 Oct 2018 at 17:09

Sandycheeks said:
Food dye or the dye tablets from dentists that stick to plaque. See if you can get it in a silver colour so he has to spend the rest of the day looking like he came from the set of mad max.

Lol disclose tabs. I filled his pockets with wheel weights filled his pockets with used atf soaked tissue and zip tied is sleeves, looks like he didt like that he hasn’t been back since lol. My drinks are now safe.

Chilly on the rim, discolser tabs on top of smelling like used atf for months might of pushed him over the edge

red eye · 15 Oct 2018 at 16:44

Diddums said:
This is what happens when you let a mechanic near a keyboard, never ends well.

Here's a rough attempt at translation:

Wheel weights are those lead things they stick on your wheels when balancing them.

ATF is automatic transmission fluid, I suspect he simply emptied their bin and stuck the contents in this guy's pockets.

Cable tied his sleeves shut which is a minor inconvenience.

Chilli on the rim of what I can only assume is his mug, I'm not letting my brain wander past that.

I can't be arsed with the rest.

Haha you got it!

Used atf stinks, makes your washing machine stink as well