Stephen Hawking's computer is vandalised

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer broke?

Nothing.



Stephen Hawking went out on a date last night. When he got back his glasses were broken and he had cuts and bruises all over.

Apparantly she stood him up.

:p
 
Is it his new show 'Things'?

If so, tell me how it goes.

My mouse was hovering over the book now button for tickets in Belfast in May no more than 10 minutes ago.

It was. Utterly fantastic. Ross was his usual ad-libbing self, and the gig was mainly audience interaction, especially with so many latecomers this evening. If there was a script, I couldn't see where he stuck to it.

Just click that buy button. You certainly won't regret it.
 
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